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Darth Biscuit

Stupid baby names

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you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.

Add Porsche for all the stuck up blondes in the UK and New England.

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Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

boo gon' stab u

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There is a large gap between "unique" and "idiotic." Mine tends to straddle that line most of the time, and it was so much fun growing up.

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look... if I had a stupid baby, it'd get a stupid name.

don't boss me.

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anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

just to be clear, all those cars were named after people...

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There is a large gap between "unique" and "idiotic." Mine tends to straddle that line most of the time, and it was so much fun growing up.

You should have been a used car salesman.

"best cars in all of Charlotte, I guarantee it!!!"

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This guy....ugh, and my Dad loved his cooking show I think just to pick on me....

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are you hung like a....hehehehehehhehehhehe I'M SO FUNNAY!

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