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Darth Biscuit

Stupid baby names

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Boys:

Any derivation of the name Aiden, or anything that rhymes with Aiden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible

Anything that white yuppies name name their kids that sound like towns in Massachusetts: Breckenridge, Marshall

Pfeiffer

Julian

Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

Scott Fowler, columnist for the Observer, named his three sons London, Chapel and Salem. I hope they take intensive martial arts training.

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Forgot one:

Anything that sounds like a description of a piece of jewelry: Precious

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anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

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anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.

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you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.

Add Porsche for all the stuck up blondes in the UK and New England.

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Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

boo gon' stab u

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There is a large gap between "unique" and "idiotic." Mine tends to straddle that line most of the time, and it was so much fun growing up.

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look... if I had a stupid baby, it'd get a stupid name.

don't boss me.

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