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#61 Zcustom

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:31 PM

red alert!!!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:32 PM

Her dowry must've been huge.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:36 PM

dude...


hmmm...me recalls you saying anytime is good time for Bootay....well let the good times roll

#64 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:37 PM

Really.....yuck



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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:38 PM

hmmm...me recalls you saying anytime is good time for Bootay....well let the good times roll


you mean flow, not roll right?

And yeah, sure, but not on heavy days, and like said a billion times here, "Dont look down!"

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:40 PM

you mean flow, not roll right?



Probably will be doing a bit of both...flowing out the cooch and rolling onto your.... :sick:

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:40 PM

towel, yes. :)

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:08 PM

Really.....yuck



LMAO not cool.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:15 PM

I've seen her pics... she is beautiful... must have thought Salty was rich or something... :P


True story

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:22 PM

Wade the Red River.

Sounds like a John Wayne movie.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:54 PM

Yes I have sex with your wife......buttsecs

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:28 PM

Lessee.....

...average woman has period every 28 days or about 13 times per year. I get laid once a year with the wife... which equals a 1 in 13 shot, or about 7%....

... so if I were to nail that 7% odds, I'd be on the next plane to Vegas....

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:42 PM

lol you get laid once a year by your wife,what da fug is up with that?

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:03 PM

Lessee.....

...average woman has period every 28 days or about 13 times per year. I get laid once a year with the wife... which equals a 1 in 13 shot, or about 7%....

... so if I were to nail that 7% odds, I'd be on the next plane to Vegas....


Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:54 PM

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!


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