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#71 Hotsauce

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:54 PM

Yes I have sex with your wife......buttsecs

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:28 PM

Lessee.....

...average woman has period every 28 days or about 13 times per year. I get laid once a year with the wife... which equals a 1 in 13 shot, or about 7%....

... so if I were to nail that 7% odds, I'd be on the next plane to Vegas....

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:42 PM

lol you get laid once a year by your wife,what da fug is up with that?

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:03 PM

Lessee.....

...average woman has period every 28 days or about 13 times per year. I get laid once a year with the wife... which equals a 1 in 13 shot, or about 7%....

... so if I were to nail that 7% odds, I'd be on the next plane to Vegas....


Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:54 PM

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:06 PM

Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:29 PM

He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

I'm not even sure what I was thinking there. It would just be a 17% chance. I was talking on the phone while typing that out before so there's no telling what got into my head.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:38 PM

I'm a stats nerd so I was racking my brain trying to figure out the thought process

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:41 PM

In reality, her period is less than 3 days and is extremely light....

...but that does nothing for the fact that I only get laid once a year...

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:06 PM

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!



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