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Woman Charged For Allegedly Having Sex With Skeleton In Sweden

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/human-skeleton-sex-sweden_n_2167154.html

The 37-year-old woman is accused of necrophilia and was formally charged on Tuesday at the Gothenburg District Court for the crime of “violating the peace of the dead."

Police were initially notified that a gunshot had been fired from the woman’s apartment in September, which led to the alleged discovery of 100 skeleton parts in her apartment.

While searching her home, the police reportedly also found a CD titled "My Necrophilia" as well as photographs in which a woman is shown being intimate with the skeleton’s parts, including licking a skull, according to the Swedish news agency TT.

However, the woman has denied the charges, claiming she collected the bones out of historical interest, according to the AP.

"In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations," the prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas told the TT news agency.

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that girl could really get off on that femur

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pelvic thrust could have an entirely new meaning

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She was just trying to prevent osteoporosis.

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pelvic thrust could have an entirely new meaning

so could "she jumped my bones"

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That broken hip is going to reduce that dude's life expectancy by about 5 years.

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wonder if she gives head

I don't know, but she got some head.

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