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Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?

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Seriously, what the fug is up with this country trying to cater to everyone's sensitive needs? It's not going to work, there are just too many opinions.

On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.

What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?

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WHEN WILL IT END!!!!

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Too far...

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If santa could drop me a solar panel instead of a lump of coal that'd be grrreeaaat. I like my punishments to be as carbon-neutral as possible.

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Im not so sure those deer are "grass fed" as it would be hard for them to eat that in the Artic...

Id like to see him in a Prius delevering his message of Peace, love and legalized Marijuana to the childrens of the world..of course before the drones shoot him down as he would be considered a threat to the US.

he does have a really long beard..

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soon he'll be skinny cause they've switched his diet to rice cakes and soybean juice.

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I have news for you all...

Santa isn't real...

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I don't believe in you either

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Well then who is that strange old guy who keeps visiting me in the middle of the night?

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chubby with a neck beard?

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haha yeah those crybaby libs are always bitchin about the most trivial bullshït, right guys?

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oh no!

anybody can rewrite or alter any christmas song they want provided they're not violating any copyright laws. it's called freedom of expression and if you don't like it then maybe north korea is the country for you.

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