Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?
#1
Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:06 AM
On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.
What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?
#2
Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:08 AM
#3
Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:08 AM
#5
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:11 PM
Id like to see him in a Prius delevering his message of Peace, love and legalized Marijuana to the childrens of the world..of course before the drones shoot him down as he would be considered a threat to the US.
he does have a really long beard..
#6
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:14 PM
#7
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:17 PM
Santa isn't real...
#11
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:26 PM
#12
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:29 PM
anybody can rewrite or alter any christmas song they want provided they're not violating any copyright laws. it's called freedom of expression and if you don't like it then maybe north korea is the country for you.
#13
Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:34 PM
haha yeah those crybaby libs are always bitchin about the most trivial bullshït, right guys?
haha yeah those pantywaist libs
oh no you didn't just fug with my mythical magic fat man and/or wish me a happy holiday
#14
Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:09 PM
oh no!
anybody can rewrite or alter any christmas song they want provided they're not violating any copyright laws. it's called freedom of exp<b></b>ression and if you don't like it then maybe north korea is the country for you.
Congrats on bringing up NK, such a "mighty threat" that cannot even afford to feed their own people, and have had one moment of glory with one rocket launch success, big fuging whoop, like a nuke could travel all the way over to the US before it was intercepted. NK is a sad excuse for a joke. If NK was a bank robber, it would wear a paper bag over its head and point a finger with thumb up at a teller and say "give me all your money".
Go jack off with barb wire dickhead.
#15
Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:15 PM
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