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Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?

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Seriously, what the fug is up with this country trying to cater to everyone's sensitive needs? It's not going to work, there are just too many opinions.

On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.

What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?

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Too far...

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If santa could drop me a solar panel instead of a lump of coal that'd be grrreeaaat. I like my punishments to be as carbon-neutral as possible.

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Im not so sure those deer are "grass fed" as it would be hard for them to eat that in the Artic...

Id like to see him in a Prius delevering his message of Peace, love and legalized Marijuana to the childrens of the world..of course before the drones shoot him down as he would be considered a threat to the US.

he does have a really long beard..

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Well then who is that strange old guy who keeps visiting me in the middle of the night?

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