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Brokenbad

Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?

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Brokenbad    66

Seriously, what the fug is up with this country trying to cater to everyone's sensitive needs? It's not going to work, there are just too many opinions.

On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.

What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?

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Inimicus    2,542

Too far...

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Jase    12,329

If santa could drop me a solar panel instead of a lump of coal that'd be grrreeaaat. I like my punishments to be as carbon-neutral as possible.

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TANTRIC-NINJA    2,638

Im not so sure those deer are "grass fed" as it would be hard for them to eat that in the Artic...

Id like to see him in a Prius delevering his message of Peace, love and legalized Marijuana to the childrens of the world..of course before the drones shoot him down as he would be considered a threat to the US.

he does have a really long beard..

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Jase    12,329

Well then who is that strange old guy who keeps visiting me in the middle of the night?

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Brokenbad    66

oh no!

anybody can rewrite or alter any christmas song they want provided they're not violating any copyright laws. it's called freedom of exp<b></b>ression and if you don't like it then maybe north korea is the country for you.

Congrats on bringing up NK, such a "mighty threat" that cannot even afford to feed their own people, and have had one moment of glory with one rocket launch success, big fuging whoop, like a nuke could travel all the way over to the US before it was intercepted. NK is a sad excuse for a joke. If NK was a bank robber, it would wear a paper bag over its head and point a finger with thumb up at a teller and say "give me all your money".

Go jack off with barb wire dickhead.

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