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#1 Jase

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:15 PM

I've started counting my calories for the first time in my life, to try to gain weight.

In my efforts to try a weightlifting "bulking" phase and put on a pound per week, livestrong recommended that I eat over 3400 calories per day above any calories that I burn exercising.

I find this almost impossible. My normal eating habits only take me to about 1700 per day.

Help me, fatties... you're my only hope.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:19 PM

Krispy Kreme.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:19 PM

Eat food.
Lots of food.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:19 PM

Lets see. Eat lots of fatty foods on the couch.
Drink lots of soda and beer.
Leave couch only to use bathroom
Watch your role model Honey Boo Boo
This should help.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:20 PM

Budweiser also helps.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:21 PM

stop exercising and eat like poo

When my parents got divorced, my dad lost a bunch of weight.....he used the weight gainer stuff from GNC...then proceeded to add peanut butter and/or ice cream on top of it

I did not get his metabolism

ps....I hate you people that have metabolisms like that...

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:22 PM

Jase you're a really thin guy with, I would assume, a pretty high metabolism. A lot of people don't have that so it's much easier for them to put weight on, esp when eating poorly and not getting exercise. My metabolism has slowed over the years and continues to do so. I used to be able to eat anything I wanted... not anymore.

Somebody else started a thread this weekend about putting on weight...

You'll have to find some higher calorie foods that you like, eat protein, lift as heavy of weights that you can and go from there.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:23 PM

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:24 PM

I used to think I have a high metabolism, but like I said, when I eat like normal, I only eat about 1700 calories.


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