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Fever, chills, aches and pains, nausea, diarrhea

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WTF did I catch?

How do I make myself feel better?

How long will it last?

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you'll be dead in about 2 hrs
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THen come back as a zombie

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congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.

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When you diarrhea, make sure to flush the toilet before you attempt to throw up in the same toilet. The back splash is not pleasant.

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I had the same right before Xmas... I was positive it was the flu because I'd had the flu before... Went to the doc... they tested me... NO FLU...

Called it a "flu-like" virus...

fever for days over 103, vomiting, chills, muscle aches, diarrhea, etc. etc. etc...

Zero prescription medicine prescribed...

fun times...


feel better soon!

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I went to eat lunch with the kids today at school and I immediately felt like I was being given every germ known to man.
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oh, and the conspiracy theorist in me will tell you that what I had, and what a lot of people are catching, isn't a flu by standard diagnosis, but it is an engineered virus being introduced into the population to stimulate the economy...
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Go to the fugging doctor!

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[quote name='bramizzle' timestamp='1357939398' post='2091231']
Go to the fugging doctor!
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This is the best advice... I never go to the doc, but this bitch-of-a-virus I had had me there the day after it hit me...

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[quote name='Jase' timestamp='1357937460' post='2091140']
congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.
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half the northeast too. i'm hiding in my office, trying not to get sick.

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