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Captroop

Never do these 3 things together

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  • Get drunk
  • Whack off
  • Pee

I swear, combine any of the two, and it's fine. Downright advisable in some cases. But when these three forces combine it's just awful. I feel like I have to piss all night, but I don't have to. It's just the sensation of having to pee constantly.

Just me?

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I hate to admit it but I know exactly what you are talking about.

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you expected something good to come from peeing while smacking yourself around? At the very least you piss all over everything!

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Drunken roughin the suspect causes UTIs... So does not peeing after the money shot... I thought this was common knowledge....

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