we could pay to have some 'inconvenient' people taken care of in exchange for top secret military cloaking technology and fabricate our jerseys out of that.
remember how fuging annoying it was in mortal kombat II when reptile would go invisible and kick your ass all over the place? imagine an entire football team doing that.
e: we'd have to cloak the football too otherwise it would be super obvious who the ball carrier was and play action fakes wouldn't work
Good idea! Maybe Jordan Gross can be a serviceable LT again if he's able to hold like when there was no official behind the O line.