Chances are you're wrong and I don't dress like a 20 hipster. I instead dress like a normal person who's a physical therapist and makes 10 times more money than you do. I don't like baseball and hate the Yankees so good one. I had a ripped tank top but when I raped your mom she shredded the rip so I had to throw it out.
People who think rape is funny in any context do not belong on this board or any board for that matter.
You absolutely should be ashamed of yourself and if you aren't that says a great deal about you.
Regional slurs are one thing, trying to be funny about a violent act is something else again.