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#16 Chimera

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:10 AM

When i was 13 i spent a few weeks in the mountains with my best friend. we were hiking around the woods when we found a house being built in the middle of nowhere. it was a two story house that only had a frame and windows by that point.

We completely trashed the place. we broke every window. we smashed every door except one that we caulked shut. we threw paint up and down the stairs. We smashed holes in the few walls that were standing.

Then we high tailed it out of there. some years later i met the family who built the place. not a word was said

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:43 AM

I guess I've lived a pretty clean life, I have on 2 occasions lost the police while being chased with my car. It wasn't really so much a high speed chase as it was knowing where to duck & hide.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:53 AM

I guess I've lived a pretty clean life, I have on 2 occasions lost the police while being chased with my car. It wasn't really so much a high speed chase as it was knowing where to duck & hide.


Please tell me you were wearing leather driving gloves.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 12:41 PM

Blazing Saddles...now there's a movie they'd never have the balls to make in today's day and age!!!

I've had a few successful high speed chases in my days, cars and bikes

stole a few things back when I was younger...nothing major

dead hookers...is that really a crime?

#20 jasonluckydog

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 12:52 PM

Blazing Saddles is fuging awesome. I found it

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 12:53 PM

one time I got high on crack broke into some dudes house and he blew my fuging leg off....fuging asshole.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:18 PM

I know nothing about nothing.

But there are two things I was involved in as a teenager.

One of which got another guy who was involved a visit from the FBI.

Yeah, it was time to stop after that.

#23 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:23 PM

Blazing Saddles...now there's a movie they'd never have the balls to make in today's day and age!!!


why not?

#24 CarolinaNCSU

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:30 PM

I used to steal sports cards as a kid at the local CVS. I'd grab a couple packs, open them in the bathroom, take the good ones and trash the rest.

I've been a real BAMF in my lifetime

#25 Floppin

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:32 PM

There was a time a little over a decade ago where the various police departments in and around the Boone area had at least 15 open cases of which I was involved in some sort or another. Never got popped for any of them others than the drug felonies.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:41 PM

why not?

Have you seen Blazing Saddles?

#27 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

I have that same 30th anniversary copy. Still unclear

#28 Delhommey

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 02:09 PM

Public sex is illegal?

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 02:14 PM

Dildos

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 02:15 PM

As a retired serviceman, there is no statute of limitations on losing my retirement check... so I will always say that I behaved like a choirboy for 20 years...

... but I do openly, and without remorse, look at attractive women even when I'm with my wife.


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