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I Would Bring The Golden Calf of Bristol In As A FullBack

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BBQ&Beer    716

A FB that can't block? Revolutionary!

He can't block now, but with his size, strength, & athleticism, he could become a decent short yardage FB in fairly short order if he committed himself. I wouldn't trust him in pass protection for quite a while, but inside the 10 he'd be a beast. Inside the 5 you'd add the one consistent pass for him. If his work ethic is what its cracked up to be, he could get his jacket.

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Mr. Scot    34,528

We already have actual fullbacks. Tolbert, Brockel and this undrafted kid Michael Zordich are all on roster to compete for the fullback spots this coming training camp.

I wouldn't swap any one of those three for Tbow.

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nickzz    1,176

The Golden Calf of Bristol's athleticism is overrated. he's only big and strong FOR A QB and he has no agility or speed. he can't play any position in the nfl.

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Keep Pounding    696

He's too selfish to make a position change. He is an NFL player, just not an NFL quarterback; unfortunately his pride/ego has gotten in the way of him becoming the player he should be. 

 

 

Isn't Pride one of the 7 Deadly Sins?  I knew The Golden Calf of Bristol wasn't a real Christian, what a fraud.

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LA_Panther    1,180

The Golden Calf of Bristol will not play in the NFL again.

 

"The Golden Calf of Bristol"...lol I love the huddle

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L-TownCat    11,862

The Golden Calf of Bristol The Golden Calf of Bristol. The Golden Calf of Bristol!!!!!!!!!!

Sweeeeeeeet

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L-TownCat    11,862

Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire rides The Golden Calf of Bristol all the way to brown town!

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L-TownCat    11,862

Queen Elizabeth in her infinite wisdom has seen fit to knight Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire so that he may cleanse the world of The Golden Calf of Bristol by melting him down into several limited edition Dre Beats.

This is fun.

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Growl    7,708

He's too selfish to make a position change. He is an NFL player, just not an NFL quarterback; unfortunately his pride/ego has gotten in the way of him becoming the player he should be.

This is silly. Suggeting he's selfish for wanting to succeed where he is is like telling a back up player he's selfish for wanting a starting role. Absolutely silly.

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Growl    7,708

Huh. Almost gave the OP pie for being funny and original. Didn't know we had a knew word in the filter. Sweet.

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rodeo    13,772

He can't block now, but with his size, strength, & athleticism, he could become a decent short yardage FB in fairly short order if he committed himself. I wouldn't trust him in pass protection for quite a while, but inside the 10 he'd be a beast. Inside the 5 you'd add the one consistent pass for him. If his work ethic is what its cracked up to be, he could get his jacket.

 

'he could become... if he committed himself' is the same thing they said about him playing QB. He's either unable to learn or too lazy. He blocks like a wounded duck, absolutely no form or strength to his movements.

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sharkkiller    2,671

The Golden Calf of Bristol will be playing in the CFL next season. If he plays at all. that is.

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