Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo


168 posts in this topic

Posted

In honor of his restructuring, I am giving way an exclusive print of this photo featuring Deangelo Williams...

 

deangelo-williams.jpg

 

NO MORE JALAPENO BURRITOS!!!

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

One day, a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him. The Madam asks "Can I help you son?" to which he replies, "Yes I'd like a girl for the night."

She says "I'm afraid you are too young for one of my girls." So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200. To which she says "She'll be waiting for you up stairs."

The boy says "But she's got to have herpes."

The Madam replies "But all my girls are clean!" So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200. The Madam says "OK, she'll be ready for you in about 10 mins".

So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. About 1/2 an hour later he comes down the stairs,with a big grin on his face, still dragging the dead frog. By now the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him "Why did you come in here, dragging a dead frog and asking for a girl with herpes?".

"Well, it's like this", he says, "When I get home tonight I'll screw the baby-sitter and then she'll get herpes. Then when my parents get home dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have sex, and he'll get herpes. Later when dad gets home mum and dad will make love and then she'll get herpes. And at about 9.30 tomorrow morning, when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, screw my mother and then he'll get herpes...
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG !!!

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Zod, you'd be able to appreciate this given how often the Huddle is down...

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Penis

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Not really funny but this is a true story. I have trained my eleven year old daughter to despise all San Francisco sports teams.

We go in to Togo's one day (west coast sandwich shop, similar to subway), and I give the guy my order and the order for my wife, who is at home waiting for us to come back from softball practice. The guy is making the sandwiches while my daughter is struggling to see over the counter to see whats going on with her A's hat on backward. He finishes the first two sandwiches, then looks over the counter at my daughter and says "and what can I get for you princess?" My daughter asks for a BLT and the guys says "do you want that on white, wheat, or San Francisco style sourdough?" My daughter, the angel she is, flips her Oakland A's cap forward and says, "I'll have it on the white please, I hate San Francisco.

I swear every word of this is a true story. I almost cried.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

3ttiwx.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

tumblr_mmtj7xKEtL1r2yqd0o1_500.gif

 

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

1336405435_fat_guy_trampoline_dunk_fail.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Plz to from now on provide a tl;dr summary for all the hilarious short novels on here.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Let's get this party started!!

 

post-100-0-54343200-1368642608_thumb.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

aa5714f0.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites