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#1 Peppers90 NC

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:49 PM

Prepare to get yalls panties all wadded up

 

http://www.nfl.com/n...adrian-peterson

 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:52 PM

cry babies, cry like a bunch of little girls



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:52 PM

The f*ck is wrong with that place man. It doesn't even have to do with the fact that they would pick Peterson over Cam Newton, but a comparison in that fashion is just a f*cking joke.



#4 Frizzy350

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:54 PM

Didn't they do this last year too?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:55 PM

My analysis:

Cam is superman by default because he plays an infinitely more important and dynamic position

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 04:59 PM

This isn't an analysis piece, it's an Adam Rank (herp derp, I'M DER FUNNYST GUY EVR!) fluff piece that the NFL deems fit to peddle. I actually prefer that he picked AP in that context.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:02 PM

Special Powers:

 

Cam - "Ability to not open his eyes in a press conference after his team loses"

AP - "Able to recover from a devastating injury in record time. In other words, he's practically bulletproof."

 

Gee, I wonder what his intentions were in this award worthy piece of rhetorical art?

 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:07 PM

yea that bottom poo is fugging awful, take away any achievements Cam has done.  I have no clue what it will take from him to get the respect he deserves



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:08 PM

It's actually funny if you try not to read into it.  It is the offseason.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:11 PM

Peterson. The NFL was coming off a lockout when Newton first showed up, so the slight edge goes to Peterson.

 

 

Hum how many rookie rb's have done that or how many threw back-to-back 400 yard games.  No comparison to me but whatever



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:15 PM

Trying to compare two different positions is just silly.

Honestly I don't give a fug who is called Superman as long as our team is winning.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 05:16 PM

This just in: the traditional media does not like their black qb's to be anything other than cornball.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:02 PM

Hey everyone lets talk about how the undisputed best running back in the NFL is better at his position than a 3rd year guy who sits in the 5-15 range at his position.  Lets also include a bunch of physical measurables because most quarterbacks are just as athletic as running backs.



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:24 PM

O....M.....G   are you serious!



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 07:55 PM

Mr. Rank should take a cue from the Jordan Gross podcasts and headline his articles with "This is Rank". That way, people won't be disappointed after reading.




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