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Kraken?

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The nickname "The Kraken", had been reserved by a higher power until it was bestowed upon its rightful owner, Greg Hardy. The way it should be. Unlike the nickname "The Snake" which was prematurely given to Jake Plummer who had no real snakelike attributes.

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Holy crap...

What is going on today.

The trolls are out... is that you TRD?

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I didn't know the Dolphins had fans.

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Phinisher....used to go by "HenneGivenSunday". One of my favorite non-Panther fan posters through the years.

Can't wait to see the Kraken fug Tannehill up this year! :)

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Well op, unless you give happy endings in a South Beach massage parlor, you don't get to call yourself the phinisher.

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I didn't know the Dolphins had fins.

 

I kind of fixed it for you........................, I couldn't resist.  Fans, fins?  Get it?

 

 

 

...................................................................................................................................aw go to hell.

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man, your guys could even have their own theme song already done. HOW COOL!!!!!!

 

 

you gotta have friends.

 

Oh no, you didn't....I'll up you this...

 

http://youtu.be/eqB36FsglEE

 

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he can form a butthurt club with lendale white and chris johnson

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Wow, is this real life?

I swear I thought someone bumped an old thread or something.

This just happened didn't it?

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Why does Greg Hardy and his less than 20 career sacks get to be called the "Kracken" by everyone, when Cam Wake for the Dolphins has been releasing the Kraken for years, racking up 10+ sacks every season since he came to the NFL in 2009. His 15 sacks last year, trail Greg Hardys career numbers by 3.

Hardy is a very good, and very up in coming pass rusher, but lets not get carried away (looking at you mac attack show) in calling Hardy "the kracken"......Cam Wake and his 43 sacks in 4 years says hello.

A Dolphin fan????? Bwhahaha!!! Hey, Wake is the only player on your squad that is worth a damn now that Long is gone. Please leave and apologize to The Kraken cuz your runt of a QB is facing him this season. That hit on Palmer was nothing in comparison if you piss off The Kraken.

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Wow, is this real life?

I swear I thought someone bumped an old thread or something.

This just happened didn't it?

 

Life imitating art? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone quote some Ayn Rand to give this post some fake street cred..

 

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Idk Dion Jordan is looking pretty good...

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