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here is some good panthers karma to slake your thirst for positivity: or, phillyb and the divine football revelation in uruguay


Best Answer PhillyB, 02 December 2013 - 11:02 AM

bump for saints week.

 

the football gods have been faithful. they have bid us be of faith and good cheer; they have revealed victory in the darkestmost places. recite with me, panthers fans:

 

Ron is my shepherd, I shall not want.

He maketh us to stride off the field in victory,

His win streaks floweth like running water,

He refreshes our souls.

Cammy cam guides us to endzones

For his team's sake;

Yea, though I walk through the swampy valley of the shadow of the superdome,

I will fear no bounty;

For we have Keuchly,

Davis, and Death Star, they comfort me.

You prepare a gameplan before me

in the presence of our enemies;

You anoint Steve Smith with quick outs,

His cup overfloweth 

Surely touchdowns and riotous victory

Shall follow us all the days of our lives

And Drew Brees's mole shall

Dwell stuck in Greg Hardy's cleats forever

 

Amen.

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#16 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:02 PM

In other news....317 Huddlers were tragically lost today when their heads exploded just from trying to comprehend the title of PhillyB's thread.

 

RIP Shortbus Huddlers, you will be missed.  

 

(kind of)



#17 nosuchthingasapanther

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:04 PM

i didn't even finish reading it before i gave you pie.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:07 PM

In other news....317 Huddlers were tragically lost today when their heads exploded just from trying to comprehend the title of PhillyB's thread.

RIP Shortbus Huddlers, you will be missed.

(kind of)


"Slake your thirst" has just became the most searched phrase of the day on Google

#19 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:10 PM

"Slake your thirst" has just became the most searched phrase of the day on Google

Not gonna lie, I was all over Google on that one.



#20 TANTRIC-NINJA

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:11 PM

I see you running from a round boulder......soon after the Incan blood sacrifice to help Cam with his pass accuracy.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:13 PM

In other news....317 Huddlers were tragically lost today when their heads exploded just from trying to comprehend the title of PhillyB's thread.

 

RIP Shortbus Huddlers, you will be missed.  

 

(kind of)

 

 

"Slake your thirst" has just became the most searched phrase of the day on Google

 

 

yall need to read some zane grey



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:13 PM

Amazing! 



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:14 PM

yall need to read some zane grey

Great....now I have to Google Zane Grey!

 

<sigh>



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:15 PM

Wasn't going to open the thread.  

 

 

 

Long day at work already.  

 

 

 

 

Glad I did.  

 

 

 

 

LOL



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:18 PM

Interesting timing of this thread.  Does this vault PhillyB to the top of the Mod conversation?  How can it not? 



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:18 PM

I took a poo that looked just like that thing on Drew Brees' face.

So.... sorta the same?

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:24 PM

no words for this awesomeness



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:30 PM

I'm not worthy

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:34 PM

Thank you kind sir.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:37 PM

The proof is irrefutable.


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