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The Theory of Evolution

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In b4 "it's just a theory!"

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or... in before "I have reasons not to believe this..."

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christian apologetics are often based on massive straw man fallacies about evolution anyway so i guess we may as well pretend this represents evolution too

 

matthias be sure to explain to us why this is actually false

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We're a bunch of mutant retard monkey babies.

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oh boy, south park

 

my favorite episode is the one where both sides were wrong and the answer was actually in the middle

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Single tear

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Maybe if the process were reversed it would be easier to understand.

 

http://youtu.be/AAwkCznJjAY

 

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The church near where I live has a Hell House every Halloween. I went to check it out last year & they had a lil scene where a woman who had believed in evolution was jumped & presumably ass raped by a bunch of demon monkeys.

 

I'm debating if I should offer my services as a professional actor, dress as a professor, & jump out from behind furniture with a ghost voice yelling "SCIIIIIIEEEENCE!!!!"

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This be some deep social commentary yo

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I might change my name to retard monkey squirrell

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Believe it or not, the great state of Texas, Rick Perry and all, has put some creationists with no formal education on the Board of Education for the purpose of reviewing textbooks.

 

They want to make creationism part of the biology textbook, claiming the Earth is only 5000 years old, which obviously flies in the face of the most elementary science we're ever taught. While this may be laughable and hilarious, it's true and it's scary at the same time.

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