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#1 NanuqoftheNorth

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 04:33 PM

 



#2 Bronn

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 09:19 PM

In b4 "it's just a theory!"

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 09:30 PM

or... in before "I have reasons not to believe this..."



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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:23 PM

christian apologetics are often based on massive straw man fallacies about evolution anyway so i guess we may as well pretend this represents evolution too

 

matthias be sure to explain to us why this is actually false



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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:38 AM

We're a bunch of mutant retard monkey babies.

#6 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:33 PM

oh boy, south park

 

my favorite episode is the one where both sides were wrong and the answer was actually in the middle



#7 pstall

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:17 PM

Single tear

#8 NanuqoftheNorth

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:58 PM

Maybe if the process were reversed it would be easier to understand.

 

 



#9 BBQ&Beer

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 03:55 PM

The church near where I live has a Hell House every Halloween. I went to check it out last year & they had a lil scene where a woman who had believed in evolution was jumped & presumably ass raped by a bunch of demon monkeys.

 

I'm debating if I should offer my services as a professional actor, dress as a professor, & jump out from behind furniture with a ghost voice yelling "SCIIIIIIEEEENCE!!!!"



#10 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:05 PM

This be some deep social commentary yo

#11 TANTRIC-NINJA

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 01:50 PM

I might change my name to retard monkey squirrell

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:08 PM

Believe it or not, the great state of Texas, Rick Perry and all, has put some creationists with no formal education on the Board of Education for the purpose of reviewing textbooks.

 

They want to make creationism part of the biology textbook, claiming the Earth is only 5000 years old, which obviously flies in the face of the most elementary science we're ever taught. While this may be laughable and hilarious, it's true and it's scary at the same time.



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:20 PM

The church near where I live has a Hell House every Halloween. I went to check it out last year & they had a lil scene where a woman who had believed in evolution was jumped & presumably ass raped by a bunch of demon monkeys.

 

I'm debating if I should offer my services as a professional actor, dress as a professor, & jump out from behind furniture with a ghost voice yelling "SCIIIIIIEEEENCE!!!!"

 

lol the church i spent my teenage years in had one of these. i helped every year. we saved all sorts of scared-shitless 11-year-olds from hell, looks like the ten dollar entry fee was a good investment for them



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:22 PM

Believe it or not, the great state of Texas, Rick Perry and all, has put some creationists with no formal education on the Board of Education for the purpose of reviewing textbooks.

 

They want to make creationism part of the biology textbook, claiming the Earth is only 5000 years old, which obviously flies in the face of the most elementary science we're ever taught. While this may be laughable and hilarious, it's true and it's scary at the same time.

 

this is why i lol whenever conservatives/christians poopoo me for saying there's a deep-rooted religious agenda in dismantling the public school system



#15 mav1234

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:31 PM

the scary thing is how big an influence Texas has on the text book industry.  Just what we need: "Teach the controversy!"




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