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#16 ladypanther

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 08:08 PM

This should be stickied.



#17 catfang

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 08:09 PM

Nice job SCP, keep em coming. 



#18 SCP

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:01 PM

Hey, if you have a 1978 or older AMC Gremlin, those fugers are gold in St Paul. Just sayin.

On a side note. Shout out to The Pub in Monte Carlo Las Vegas for the fuging awesome beers tonight. Highly recommend.

#19 R0CKnR0LLA

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:40 PM

reading SCP's weekly smack threads is probably better than watching the games on Sunday



#20 4Corners

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:42 PM

One of the absolute hottest girls I've dated  was from Minnesota. My girlfriend's cousin is from Minnesota, and she's a knock out as well.

 

I think Minnesota is the state where everyone eats that salted, dried fish jerky. Gross. 

 

 



#21 Cary Kollins

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:43 PM

I just skimmed through the OP, any sentence you pick out is golden.

#22 GoCarolina8990

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:49 PM

*Starts slow clap*



#23 SauceBoss

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:54 PM

OK, so my boys go out to the desert and lay an embarrassing egg and all of a sudden poo has hit the fan again in the Queen City. Nobody cares but us, so fug it. Time to move on. Up next for the Fightin' Rivera's are the purple drag queens known as the Vikings. Did you know that Viking is an old Norse term derived from vikingr meaning "seafaring woman with penis". The more you know. Good ol' Minnesota. The land of 10,000 lakes, 8 million white people, a few thousand Ojibwe Indians, and 78 black guys thanks to the NBA Timberwolves and Vikings. The land that actually voted a pro wrestler into office. A land that claims a big ass mall with a roller coaster and 72 Sbarro's as the #1 reason to visit Minneapolis. In Minnesota men are men and women are men. They say things like "You betcha" after ordering a cheeseburger. All the while their neighbors to the northeast and southeast are winning football games and Lombardi's. The Vikings have been around for 70 + years and have yet to hoist a Lombardi. It must really suck to have to listen to a bunch of fat cheese eating losers from Wisconsin brag about all their trophies while you float in a cess pool of mediocrity with a white collar criminal named Zygi as an owner. No, as a Panther fan I don't have any room to brag, and I'm not. I mean I like Minnesota. Joe Mauer was great on my fantasy baseball team this year and I love 3M products especially Post It notes and those new things they make to hang poo on my walls without nails. I mean without Minnesotans, Myrtle Beach and those 24/7/365 Christmas stores would probably go out of business. I think your little Skol Viking Skol fight song is a bit strange. I think skol is Danish for "good cheer" but your team is in Minnesota. How about Go Vikings Go? Just a suggestion. Love it or leave it.

As for your running back. Thanks to the modern science of HGH, AP was able to make a stunning return and rush for 2000+ yards last year. He is arguably the best RB of my generation but he has never seen what he is about to see this Sunday. A three letter assassain named Fua. Fua is an acronym with many meanings but this Sunday it stands for fugin Up Adrian. After this Sunday, Fua is going to have a pasta dish named after him at one of the many Sbarro's in Mall of America.

Panthers 28
Vikings 17

Here's an idea, quit fuging jinxing us.



#24 jtnc

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:06 PM

Here's an idea, quit fuging jinxing us.


Here's an idea: Stop being superstitious. We are a sorry team, with or without this weekly prediction. Get a fuging clue.

#25 SCP

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:07 PM

*
A WHOLE PIE!

Here's an idea, quit fuging jinxing us.


If I had that kind if power I'd have a 6" penis. In diameter. And that penis would be my avatar and I would name it Thilbert. You sound like Ron Rivera. "We lost because some fat sales guy on the Internet predicted we would win."

#26 Khaki Lackey

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:16 PM

One of the absolute hottest girls I've dated was from Minnesota.

How big was her penis?

#27 Rubi

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:18 PM

Fantastic post SCP. Awesome stuff

#28 4Corners

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:22 PM

How big was her penis?

 

I bet you'd like to know.  :jc:



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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:56 PM

guess this is as good a place as any to resurrect these gods of comedy



i wonder if they'll make us a video this year


What in holy hell......

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 10:57 PM

I bet you'd like to know. :jc:


It was like a cheese wheel


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