We are both adored members of the Huddle as well as avid poopers. Next question.
You're adored? On a message board?
I think that's a combination of trying too hard and caring about something that nobody gives a fug about.
I bet you actually care about pie.
Oh my god this explains your fascination with changing your name!!! It's all coming together! You really do care/strive to be liked and gather irrelevant Internet self esteem!!