Kellen Winslow II caught working his little soldier
Posted 17 January 2014 - 10:01 AM
Allegedly caught whacking it in a Target parking lot with a car full of weed and bags labeled 'Mr Happy'
If that's true, holy crap!
Posted 17 January 2014 - 12:56 PM
Boston Market, here's your new spokesman!
Vaseline might make more sense. There was a big open jar of it found in his car.
(wonder what he was using it for)
Posted 17 January 2014 - 01:57 PM
so...we can see that his little soldier was getting a workout too.
He'd fit right in on the Huddle.
Posted 17 January 2014 - 04:00 PM
Shame what his son has done with his name.
Posted 17 January 2014 - 04:35 PM
Ever think those kind of expectations sent him down this path?
Posted 17 January 2014 - 05:22 PM
Who hasn't felt the urge to rub one out in a parking lot before?
Posted 17 January 2014 - 06:54 PM
Apparently, the hand-eye coordination is completely gone...
... check for cops, another few pulls, check for cops, tug some more, check for cops.....
If it wasn't anatomically attached, he'd probably drop that, too....
He was running a rub route.......
C'mon you guys, there are more jokes here...