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my squid sleeve is going to be awesome. meanwhile you will continue look no different then somebody's menopausal aunt

Awesome? Hahaha I'm actually proud of you for embracing that poo, you always seem to act as if you think your better than you actually are and forget your a white trash bartender. At least now it will much harder to hide that! I see you already plan to buy a lot of long sleeves shirts! Lol

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When you walk Mr Bigglesworth you carry that iPad with you? I'm just trying to envision some dude with his hat turned backwards in Crocs and cargo shorts walking a Havanese while face down simultaneously banging out posts on his iPad. You're going to walk into a manhole or one of those smelly ass canals if you're not careful.

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Awesome? Hahaha I'm actually proud of you for embracing that poo, you always seem to act as if you think your better than you actually are and forget your a white trash bartender. At least now it will much harder to hide that! I see you already plan to buy a lot of long sleeves shirts! Lol

 

my sleeve will pay homage to 19th century nautical literature and thematically express everything i am passionate about in life

 

you look like kathy bates at a drag king contest

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my sleeve will pay homage to 19th century nautical literature and thematically express everything i am passionate about in life

you look like kathy bates at a drag king contest

Nothing more entertaining here than the incredibly irony and hypocrisy that goes on here, a guy that looks like this is trying to put down someone's look! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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"WHAT'S THE MATTER? I will tell you "what's the matter!" I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? "Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Senorita Housekeeper, I can't write on this paper, Senorita Housekeeper!" Well, I'll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!"

 

-alice's basque wage slave, in a twist of irony

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How many selfies did you delete until you found the perfect one?

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Well this has been entertaining and made the 4 hour flight zip by. Time to turn off the Gogo wifi.

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three

 

hundred

 

he would have passed out from sucking in his gut for so long.  Breathe Ahole, breathe!

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Here ya go. Had to stop a second at my parents house, so I used their mirror so it would come out clearer. I even pulled my shirt tight since last time y'all said I was leaning forward, wearing a loose shirt, a girdle, and sucking in. I'm 223 and I know that's medically overweight, but I'm super healthy and losing 1-2 pounds a weeks and building muscle, so not exactly the 400lbs y'all make it out to be! funny, if you pull up the "post your pic" thread, I'm currently in better shape than most of those pictures, including the 4-5 chinned Mountain Dew drinking Madbraggart.

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Lmao nice crocs there Alice

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