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#2912991 Only 2 of 11 NFL.com analysts see us back in Playoffs

Posted by hepcat on 28 August 2014 - 04:08 PM

LOL. Panthers and Vikings were only two NFC teams not to have a single person think they would make the playoffs

teams that went to the playoffs that they had no faith in:
0 of 11 had Panthers in playoffs
0 of 11 had Chargers in playoffs
1 of 11 had Eagles in playoffs

teams that didn't make the playoffs that they had great faith in:
11 of 11 had Falcons winning NFC South (went 4-12)
10 of 11 had Texans in playoffs (went 2-14)
8 of 11 had Ravens in playoffs (went 8-8)


their predictions last year:

will make AFC Championship Game:
8 of 11 - Broncos
6 of 11 - Bengals (lost 10-27 in wildcard to Chargers)
4 of 11 - Texans (went 2-14)
2 of 11 - Ravens (didn't make playoffs)
1 of 11 - Colts
1 of 11 - Patriots

will win AFC/make Super Bowl:
6 of 11 - Broncos
3 of 11 - Bengals
1 of 11 - Texans
1 of 11 - Patriots

will make NFC Championship Game:
9 of 11 - 49ers
7 of 11 - Seahawks
4 of 11 - Falcons (went 4-12)
2 of 11 - Packers

will win NFC/make Super Bowl:
4 of 11 - Seahawks
4 of 11 - 49ers
3 of 11 - Falcons (went 4-12)

Super Bowl Champs
4 of 11 - Seahawks
3 of 11 - 49ers
2 of 11 - Falcons (went 4-12)
1 of 11 - Patriots
1 of 11 - Broncos

NFC South
11 of 11 had Falcons winning NFC South (went 4-12)
5 of 11 had Saints as wildcard (went 11-5)
1 of 11 had Bucs as wildcard (went 4-12)
0 of 11 had Panthers in playoffs (went 12-4)

NFC East
6 of 11 had Cowboys in playoffs (went 8-8)
4 of 11 had Redskins in playoffs (went 3-13)
3 of 11 had Giants in playoffs (went 7-9)
1 of 11 had Eagles in playoffs (went 10-6)

AFC South
10 of 11 had Texans in playoffs (went 2-14)
6 of 11 had Colts in playoffs (went 11-5)
0 of 11 had Titans in playoffs (went 7-9)
0 of 11 had Jags in playoffs

NFC West
11 of 11 had 49ers in playoffs
10 of 11 had Seahawks in playoffs (Ian Rapoport went with Bucs instead)
1 of 11 had Cards in playoffs (went 10-6)
1 of 11 had Rams in playoffs (went 7-9)

NFC North
8 of 11 had Packers in playoffs
3 of 11 had Bears in playoffs
1 of 11 had Lions in playoffs
0 of 11 had Vikings in playoffs

AFC East
11 of 11 had Pats winning division
3 of 11 had Dolphins in playoffs (went 8-8)
0 of 11 had Bills in playoffs (went 6-10)
0 of 11 had Jets in playoffs (went 8-8)

AFC North
10 of 11 had Bengals in playoffs (went 11-5)
8 of 11 had Ravens in playoffs (went 8-8)
1 of 11 had Browns in playoffs (went 4-12)
1 of 11 had Steelers in playoffs (went 8-8)

AFC West
11 of 11 had Broncos as division champs
5 of 11 had Chiefs in playoffs
0 of 11 had Chargers in playoffs
0 of 11 had Raiders in playoffs

 

Just goes to show how little these predictions matter and why anyone reads them is beyond me.  




#2912873 NFL :domestic violence first offense..6 games ...lifetime ban 2nd offense

Posted by hepcat on 28 August 2014 - 02:30 PM

Now just waive that marijuana suspension to be like the old domestic violence suspensions were and we're right on track.  Warning for first offense for marijuana, 1 game 2nd, 2 games 3rd.  4th offense is a free bong and a trip to Jamaica.  




#2912701 Only 2 of 11 NFL.com analysts see us back in Playoffs

Posted by hepcat on 28 August 2014 - 12:34 PM

These predictions are never right.  See: http://www.nfl.com/n...ll-reign-in-nfc




#2912519 Pete Prisco presents the 5-11 2014 Panthers!

Posted by hepcat on 28 August 2014 - 10:25 AM

Who's to say he didn't just simulate a season of Madden then post it on CBS.com.  These look like Madden simulation numbers quite honestly.




#2911465 Date I recently went on...

Posted by hepcat on 27 August 2014 - 10:25 AM

If she was hot, you should've gone through with the first part and then just left.

 

Yea the 'ol "Never put your dick in crazy" rule applied here.  Great way to get a brick through my windshield.  




#2911421 Date I recently went on...

Posted by hepcat on 27 August 2014 - 10:11 AM

The following is a true story I thought I'd share.  Back in January I came out of a three year relationship and I've been enjoying my single life by indulging in dating apps like Tinder.  I'm not too into dating on Tinder for well, reasons just like this story, but occasionally a girl piques my interest enough to go on a date with her.  I'll never forget this girl.

 

We chatted through the app and via text and she seemed normal, fairly cute, and interesting. She was studying at the local university and had a side job as a bartender at a music venue I liked.  Offers to get me into shows for free and for free drinks really swayed me to go out with her.  So after talking for about a week we finally decide to meet.  First off, she had a weird accent. I didn't want to draw attention to it because it could have been a sensitive topic so I waited for her to bring it up. We had a few drinks and a good conversation. We seemed to have a lot in common.
 
Everything was going fine and as the night starts to wind down I go get us one more set of drinks before last call. It's like this girl flipped a switch when I get back...immediately when I sit down she says "So I have a confession to make" and I'm thinking "Oh God...." Long story short, she's from Ireland (explains the accent) and she's on a student visa that is about to expire. She's on Tinder looking for a man to marry to gain citizenship.  Apparently her home life in Ireland is less than to be desired and she has no interest in going back.  She offered me money (won't say how much but it wasn't enough) to marry her. All I said to her was "After one date?" to which she replied "My visa expires in 4 days. I need this to happen now."
 
I got up and left without saying anything.  This girl was crazy. She said we could have sex that night any way I wanted, then she'd pay me if we'd go to the courthouse the next day.  I won't lie, it was tempting, but I hope no poor sap fell for that.  
 
tl;dr - had an Irish Tinder date proposition me for marriage for citizenship

 




#2911382 Who was it that told me the meatloaf at Tavern on the Tracks was good?

Posted by hepcat on 27 August 2014 - 09:54 AM

Homemade meatloaf is where it's at.  Also, meatloaf is one terribly awesomely hilarious typo away from meatload 




#2909610 Who is the Panthers emergency QB?

Posted by hepcat on 25 August 2014 - 09:36 PM

An emaciated goat farmer they pulled out of the stands




#2907541 Clausen wins backup job in Chicago

Posted by hepcat on 24 August 2014 - 05:36 PM

http://espn.go.com/c...t-jordan-palmer

 

Surprising, but I guess the Bears are used to taking former Panthers and getting some use out of them...




#2907208 Would you trade Anderson to St Louis?

Posted by hepcat on 24 August 2014 - 04:02 PM

True, I forgot about that but it's the only sample of his play I've seen against a first string D. That's a nice looking bass in your profile pic. Would that be a Fender Jazz?

 

Yessir, '74 Fender Jazz




#2907135 Would you trade Anderson to St Louis?

Posted by hepcat on 24 August 2014 - 03:46 PM

If we lose Cam for any significant time our season is over, just like the Rams season was over last year.  Doesn't really matter who the backup is unless you are dying to win 6 games instead of 4 games.  I would give up either of our backups to whoever wanted them if it netted us a solid return. 

 

I think we'd still be competitive with Anderson at QB.  He's a former Pro Bowler and has been in the offense for 4 seasons now.  Of course you lose that big play scrambling capability Cam brings to the table but I don't think we'd be 4-12 with Anderson starting at QB.  




#2907097 Would you trade Anderson to St Louis?

Posted by hepcat on 24 August 2014 - 03:29 PM

How many people thought this same thing as soon as they saw Bradford went down?  Well what the hell happens if Cam goes down?  Anderson's been here for going on 4 seasons now and knows the offense.  He's looked sharp in preseason.  No way you trade him because he's easily one of the best backup QB's in the game.  How many teams have a former Pro Bowler as their backup?  The Jets?  lol




#2903922 Official Panthers - Patriots Gameday Thread

Posted by hepcat on 22 August 2014 - 08:45 PM

Yeah but Bersin with the 2s. Maybe he should take Cotchery place, so should King cause he hasn't done jack poo. I swear I dont even think he's playing

 

He's playing against the 2's and made two great catches.  That's what someone who should take a step up should do.




#2903895 Should Bersin Start?

Posted by hepcat on 22 August 2014 - 08:41 PM

He will definitely make the roster but there's no chance he starts unless there's an injury.  




#2903886 Official Panthers - Patriots Gameday Thread

Posted by hepcat on 22 August 2014 - 08:40 PM

Receivers are definitely NOT the problem.  Bersin and Benjamin look great out there, Olsen is solid as always.  Offensive line....yuck.

 

Can't blame the defense for this one because the offense couldn't sustain a single drive.  It could be a long season of the O-Line doesn't get better...






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