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h0llywood

Member Since 04 Sep 2012
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#2859750 Wanna get laid? Look for chicks outside dentist office.

Posted by h0llywood on 21 July 2014 - 09:42 AM

Damn. No wonder my dental assistants were being cold to me during my check up after my wisdom teeth were taken out.


#2857104 Ranking the NFC South QBs

Posted by h0llywood on 18 July 2014 - 02:06 PM

Matt Ryan through his outstanding* first 3 seasons is similar statistically to Andy Dalton. I don't know why the urge to have Dalton on the hot seat when Matty Rice was putting up the same results. I will pass on him being #2.

 

Matt Ryan Average Through First Three Seasons

 

CMP      ATT            %             Yards            TD        INT           RAT
295       485.33       60.63       3353.66          22       11.3          86.5

 

Matt Ryan First three Playoffs - 0W - 3L

 

Andy Dalton Average Through First Three Seasons

 

CMP        ATT            %             Yards          TD        INT           RAT

330.66    543.33     60.76      3786.66         26.6      16.3          85.53

Andy Dalton Playoff  Record - 0W - 3L

 




#2856625 Eau de Newton

Posted by h0llywood on 18 July 2014 - 09:54 AM

Why is he looking at me like that. 




#2856295 2015 draft won't be in New York

Posted by h0llywood on 17 July 2014 - 11:12 PM

Well I guess I'll be at my first NFL draft


#2849992 Huddle Workout Warriors

Posted by h0llywood on 14 July 2014 - 10:21 AM

Oh yeah..why so?


You guys all seem happy with the time spent at the gym or working out. I have 2 gym memberships and have stepped foot in 1 of them in the last year. Since I've been home the last 4 years I've gained 10 lbs a year sitting behind a desk. Depressing.

/rant over


#2847401 Statistical Analysis of 7 Young QBs

Posted by h0llywood on 12 July 2014 - 01:16 AM

EPIC! Save this in the thread hall of fame. As a matter of fact, tweet these stats to the fanboys at the NFL network. This will make them cry




#2846564 How do you summer vacay?

Posted by h0llywood on 11 July 2014 - 03:54 PM

Vegas here and there.




#2846157 NFL.com Names (scratch that, Admits) Kuechly is the best LB

Posted by h0llywood on 11 July 2014 - 09:53 AM

In the same article Thomas Davis is on the next tier and is basically labeled as the best coverage LB in the NFL. Double BONER!


#2846154 Do you have any old or embarrassing Panther items?

Posted by h0llywood on 11 July 2014 - 09:50 AM

I have a photo of me from 1995 in my team Panthers pop warner jersey while sporting an Afro.


#2845107 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by h0llywood on 10 July 2014 - 01:49 PM

it is if your friends don't ogle other women

 

I speak in terms of being the only married guy of all my friends so it's hard for the other guys to not stare or comment.




#2845100 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by h0llywood on 10 July 2014 - 01:47 PM

When I hear a guy say yeah my wife or gf won't let me go out it usually means he isnt taking care of her.
Women WANT thier guy to have guy time but if she doesn't feel close to him it ain't happening.


Sent from my SPH-L710 using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

 

 I think there's a difference in going golfing with the guys as opposed to going to a bar and not coming home until 3 a.m.

 

It really depends on what you're doing. She let me go to Vegas with the guys for a weekend yet If I disappear for a few hours but i'm around the corner it's like I spent the last few hours at a strip club.

 

For the record, my wife and I go to strip clubs together so she doesn't have issues with me staring at women. She's stated that she has security issues given she is 10 years older than me so she has this fear that I will leave her for someone younger which will never happen. 

 

What we can construe as jealousy they can view as being caring.




#2844854 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by h0llywood on 10 July 2014 - 10:13 AM

Simple rules to live by when married:

 

When my wife says I can go out that usually means I can't go out. 

When my wife says I can't go out that usually means I can't go out.




#2844853 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by h0llywood on 10 July 2014 - 10:12 AM

My husband says they talk about and go gaga over almost anyone with a vagina. Of course he does it, he just blames it on his co-workers so he doesn't look bad.

 

FTFY

 

It is impossible for a man to not talk about or ogle other women when with their guys. It's just not possible. 




#2843111 Underrated/Overrated

Posted by h0llywood on 08 July 2014 - 05:29 PM

No one else here thinks Paul Posluszny is underrated? He is a tackling machine.




#2842915 D.Williams...props to a good guy...on and off the field

Posted by h0llywood on 08 July 2014 - 02:23 PM

He's been flagged by Stolen Valor.

 

http://guardianofval...ed-fake-marine/

 

Well well well..

 

Master Gunnery Corporal Third Class 






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