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#3321941 -Game of Thrones-HBO-

Posted by cptx on 14 April 2015 - 09:24 PM

It's tempting to get and watch them, and if it was the entire season I might, but I don't want to watch them and then have the wait a month for a new one... I can survive on one a week.


I envy your self-discipline

#3320856 -Game of Thrones-HBO-

Posted by cptx on 13 April 2015 - 10:43 PM

Well, I watched all four and now I wish I hadn't. Now I have to wait a month to find out what happens. Fkn instant gratification and lack of self control strikes again.

#3316465 NRA bans guns at their own convention for safety reasons

Posted by cptx on 09 April 2015 - 03:06 AM

never seen one at a Nascar race.




At the NRA 500 no less...




A medical examiner says a man who died in the infield during the NRA 500 at Texas Motor Speedway shot himself in the head.

The Tarrant County (Texas) medical examiner's office on Sunday said the death of 42-year-old Kirk Franklin of Saginaw, Texas, was a suicide.

Fort Worth police have said a man who was camping in the infield died of a "self-inflicted injury" after getting into an argument with other campers. The incident happened late in the Sprint Cup race.


There was another at TMS a few years before that but I think they decided the round was fired from outside the track and landed in the infield..


Here it is:





The 62-year-old woman, whose name was not released by authorities, was taken to a nearby hospital with a "significant wound" and was listed in stable condition, police Lt. Paul Henderson said Monday.

The bullet is believed to be a rifle round and appears to have been fired from a long distance because it penetrated the roof at a slight angle, Henderson said.


Damn, and I was thinking about heading up there this weekend too.


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#3314881 Jalapeños and beer

Posted by cptx on 07 April 2015 - 04:26 PM

Mannn.. The last time I had jalapeños and beer was the night before we went and watched the last Hobbitt movie. I had about 15 bacon wrapped jalapeños filled with jalapeño cheddar cream cheese, and probably an 18 pack of Lone Star cans.


I probably missed 1/4 of the movie running back and forth to the bathroom, and the last one after the movie my GF said that people were fleeing out of the bathroom with tears in their eyes.


It was so worth it. I feel ya on the cooling wipes, tho. I would have gave every dollar in my wallet for a damn diaper wipe.

#3312691 Kelvin Benjamin has a new tat

Posted by cptx on 05 April 2015 - 02:59 PM

Wish it said, "Catch the damn ball" 


Maybe they used sticky ink

#3312311 If you could only watch one show the rest of your life, what do you choose?

Posted by cptx on 04 April 2015 - 11:47 PM

South Park

#3312306 Stories

Posted by cptx on 04 April 2015 - 11:37 PM

Last month I was stuck in rush hour traffic in ATL and came within seconds of shitting my pants. I somehow found a way off the gridlocked interstate, ran into a Marriott and lived happily ever after....


I read this totally wrong the first couple times...

#3311002 Better Call Saul!

Posted by cptx on 03 April 2015 - 12:44 PM

I gotta say when they mentioned this as a spin off I wasn't looking forward to it.  But after reading some positive reviews in here i may give it a try.  I just don't see how a story with Saul as the main character will be engrossing...funny, maybe, but not engrossing.  


The Saul story line has been pretty damn good so far, but they are telling Mike's story as well. That alone has made it worth watching.

#3308665 Bruce Irvin's horrible April Fool's prank backfires horribly

Posted by cptx on 01 April 2015 - 12:38 PM

eh he didn't mean any harm.


just really bad taste


Put him on the exempt list

#3308648 Another POS cop

Posted by cptx on 01 April 2015 - 12:13 PM

Cop sounded like Dave Attell

#3300939 The perks of being in Sales

Posted by cptx on 26 March 2015 - 05:46 PM

my good looks and natural charm demand a ten dollar tip per beer and fifteen per mixed cocktail


Ah, when did you start working on a cruise ship?

#3300775 Name the movie screencap

Posted by cptx on 26 March 2015 - 03:46 PM

Empire Strikes Back

#3269476 Bacon

Posted by cptx on 08 March 2015 - 06:03 PM

you have to beat that heartburn into submission like a pro. have a v8 and a red bull, then keep up with the beer.

#3269465 Top 5 favorite movies

Posted by cptx on 08 March 2015 - 05:56 PM

'O Brother Where Art thou?

A Clockwork Orange

LoTR Return of the King

Star Wars Ep 5 Empire Strikes Back

Forrest Gump



#3269106 Bacon

Posted by cptx on 08 March 2015 - 02:27 PM

I threw an unsliced hunk of apple wood smoked peppered bacon on the grill the other day and ate it like a steak.


I don't even care anymore.