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bigjohn

Member Since 18 Jan 2009
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In Topic: Panther's QB Derek Anderson in Trouble With the Law...

16 April 2014 - 07:46 PM

Drive the speed limit.

Wear a seatbelt.

Obey traffic signs.

Keep vehicle registered.

Keep proof of insurance & license in vehicle.

Keep windows legally tinted.



....& you'll never get a ticket. While they no doubt give tickets to create revenue, it's still the fault of whoever is knowingly breaking the law.

 

 

But that's against my rights, dammit.

 

Uh... the right to...uh...  nevermind.


In Topic: LOL Gus From Breaking Bad Was In....

14 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

Mind.

 

Blown.


In Topic: 17 year old dog can't walk anymore what should be my next step?

14 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Man that's such a tough decision. Hard to balance quality of life for your buddy, and him wanting to stay with you.

 

No friend like a good dog, that's for sure.


In Topic: How much are your genitals worth?

31 March 2014 - 07:29 PM

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.
Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.

March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten. Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich.
 

 

Ha. Tip-off.

 

Going to sit here with my legs crossed the rest of the year.


In Topic: Who would you sign endorsement deals with?

10 March 2014 - 08:24 PM

Costa Del Mar

 

Regulator Boats

 

Yamaha Outboards

 

Brooks Brothers Button Downs

 

Shimano Reels

 

My kind of list... sounds like you're an offshore type of guy.


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