What is an asshat anyways?
Well, I don't have any preseason PFF chart based on 8 attempts to help support my claim, but I'm pretty sure an asshat is as follows:
A person who creates a thread on an opposing fan base's message board to boast about his own team's RBs and supports his boast with a chart of preseason stats based on a single game wherein his player has 8 entire attempts and shares the top of said chart with the likes of Peerman, Burkhead, Tipton, Parmele. He then later denies the use of the preseason chart.
He creates this thread under the guise of responding to an offhand quote from an older player on the message board's team but then is so unable to contain his own erection for his personal team he doesn't even use the entire first sentence before he begins pleasuring himself my boasting about his own personal team's RBs.
He does all this with an avatar 'selfie' of himself flexing his flabby bicep and smirking into the camera.
That sir, is my understanding of an AssHat.