As a distinguished sales professional who has been on the road selling his ass off for the man since 1997, I could not care less about my job this week. The Taints are coming to town for an epic showdown and I am taking December 20-Jan 2 off from work. This very well could be the hardest 4 days to get through in my professional career. How about the rest of you assclowns? How many poops do you give about real life this week?
Actually, if it was this weekend, I would definitely be going, and I'm may still come. I'd be sure to drop in on Philly for a few drinks. Only thing is, if you're waiting for a 300+ lbs guy that is 38 or 40 or whatever the new number is, to show up, you won't recognize me.
I never said you were 300+ lbs. I will just look for the 4'2" Spaniard-American with an LV man purse, technicolor sneakers, carrying a Wendy's side salad, with $100 bills falling out of his pockets.
If you want to find me, I tailgate near cookinwithgas. I'll be the shoeless Appalachia poor with the overalls, corncob pipe, and 10' high Budweiser beer can pyramid on the tailgate of my rusted out 1981 Subaru BRAT.
I hear there is a lady in there that wipes your butt for you. I also hear that everybody in that section speaks with a British accent and they use a fork and knife to eat things like hot wings and snickers bars.