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SCP

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#2655432 Eisenhower Tree, victim of ice storm

Posted by SCP on 16 February 2014 - 10:40 PM

I have wished the same fate to a few trees on a few golf courses in my lifetime.


#2655431 I guess it was the Lords will...

Posted by SCP on 16 February 2014 - 10:38 PM

Coots?


#2654579 We are the fattest team in the NFL!

Posted by SCP on 15 February 2014 - 03:31 PM

Not sure how that is possible when you look at teams like the Ravens, Steelers, and 9ers.


#2654292 Munnerlyn's agent meeting with Panthers next week

Posted by SCP on 15 February 2014 - 08:50 AM

Overrated player by a lot of fans but we have nothing else in the defensive back field. Better be cheap


I don't know if he is overrated. He might be under appreciated.


#2654174 Anybody else feel that Earthquake?

Posted by SCP on 15 February 2014 - 12:34 AM

My wife felt it but I didn't.


#2653836 Largest solar power plant in world goes online...

Posted by SCP on 14 February 2014 - 04:41 PM

I've been trying to sell solar engineers and contractors on our industry for about 5 years now. There are millions of square feet of unused warehouse rooftops that could be used to house solar panels. So far the ROI still seems to be too long to justify some of the projects I've been researching unless the facility owner is some gung-ho environmentalist. Some of the bigger property management firms are finally utilizing their rooftops as solar fields in some areas. In some cases the facility can be taken almost entirely off the grid, in others they are simply selling the power generated back to the local energy co-op. But ROI is still around 15-20 years I believe.


#2653095 A sticky SALESman thread

Posted by SCP on 13 February 2014 - 11:40 PM

Have I told you how much I hate sales people. Only people I hate more is accountants.


Yet everything you have ever purchased has been sold by a sales person at some point in the supply chain. Salespeople are vital to the universe. Even the chocolate wonder fall at Golden Coral was sold to the decision makers at Golden Coral.


#2652596 Photoshop expert required (a signed football as reward)

Posted by SCP on 13 February 2014 - 03:06 PM

I made a small tweak
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I could still improve it with time.


No way you did this on your own. You had to use some sophisticated computer program.


#2651858 Roman Harper, Jabari Greer, Jonathan Vilma, Will Smith all cut! Saints cl...

Posted by SCP on 12 February 2014 - 08:47 PM

Seriously wouldn't mind seeing if we could land Vilma on the cheap to replace Blackburn.


Vilma can choke on the corn out of my turd


#2651848 Try to guess Billionaire Madbraggarts next braggadocio

Posted by SCP on 12 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

I bought some new ski pants last week and my legs were sweating today when I was sledding with my kids during the snowstorm. Can't wait to ski in them this weekend.


#2651160 Charles Davis from NFLN "Mock Draft 2.0"

Posted by SCP on 12 February 2014 - 09:35 AM

It would have been a better mock draft if he'd of just said:

28. Panthers - Potato (Idaho State, Jr)


#2651156 Just got back from Harris Teeter...

Posted by SCP on 12 February 2014 - 09:29 AM

Nah, we just have to drop the girls off at their cult meeting, I mean Girl Scouts, and then we have 1.5 hours which isn't enough time to run back home and get dinner, then go back and pick them up. So we just do dinner out.




Sandwich night is Thursday, get it right. Srsly.

See, this is how I know you are the smart scientist type and I'm the dumb salesman type. You said "drop off the girls at Girl Scouts" and then you enjoy a nice dinner. Me, I stay and get involved and suck down a pack of Nabs for dinner and am one step away from wearing testicle-high army green cargo shorts and a tan short sleeve button down with badges sewn all over it.


#2650559 Was reading PhillyB's thread about his decayed teeth.....

Posted by SCP on 11 February 2014 - 04:50 PM

metarie = appalachia with high population density


Not to mention it smells like urine and the liter is horrible. Then add to that a 4'2" vegan Latina In raindbow Jordan's running around in his Bentley sweating after his Pilates class and trying to drive while eating his Wendy's side salad with one hand while posting on the huddle with his other and you've got a recipe for Middle East conditions.


#2650415 Dearest Yankee, it's not pronounced "metroleena"

Posted by SCP on 11 February 2014 - 02:44 PM

Works all ways. Here it's HOW-STIN (Houston) street, not HEW-STUN. Here, it's the DEE-COB (DeKalb) subway station, not DEE-CAB.

Also, in MS, it's BUH-LUX-EE (Biloxi), not BI-LOCKS-EE.

In, KY, it's LOU-VULL (Louisville), not LOUIEVILLE.

And of course, it's NEW ORLINS, or NAW-LINS. Not New OR-LEANS.

And my fave, Worcester, MA. It's not WAR-CHESS-TER or WAR-CESS-TER. It's WOO-STAH.


The one that gets me is Beaufort.

In NC it's BOW-FERT but in SC it's BYOO-FERT


#2650402 Dearest Yankee, it's not pronounced "metroleena"

Posted by SCP on 11 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

Sals Berry!


Sols burry




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