The Detroit Lions defensive tackle Donkeykong Suh has used up all his Cut-Me-Some-Slack cards from this cowboy's parlor game.
That's right the Donkey Kong Suh nickname has been around for years and years. It was even used before this newspaper used it in 2011. They ripped it off too. Cam Newton put little effort into mocking the media. His nickname wasn't even original. We deserve more! We deserve better. What is Cam going to do next....call Johnson Megatron! That too is so unoriginal. Yes everyone already calls Johnson Megatron. Which is clearly implying Calvin is evil incarnate and wants to kill every human on earth.
Quit mailing it in Cam. How dare you mention a recycled nickname that has been used since Nebraska. We need to see some effort