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We call them shorts because we're not fuging weirdos.

What if she's doing curls on the bench?

I got traps by carrying Grandpa. But I've been taking it easy because I hurt my hip flexor by picking up fat chicks

Don't you know that douche there will defend the Patriots even if they commit genocide? His cousin once touched Brady

We haven't had much luck with Stanford players. He might want to go back and finish his degree

I would but I have to go yell at a single mom for having a child out of wedlock

Don't engage Rodeo. Don't you know that his distant cousin once touched the Patriots field?

This isn't a punishment. A real punishment? Vacate their Super Bowl win. No one won.

If you make the media's job easier you get a better grade

I'm going to need to check their math

I gots nothing going on for five minutes

I like to walk around looking like I'm homeless you may laugh but I've never been robbed

Sure it sounds fun. But it's not

We just thought you would make your own

You've never been on safari.

I have to remember to check the mail more than once a month. It was there. I'll be putting that sticker on my hard hat.

It's Colorado. Where the seasons are made up and Subaru owns us

The greatest enemy known to the empire

Archer is better than Picard

Do we need to review greater than and less than?

Sulu > Picard

Archer > Picard

One is a god. The other is bald

At least he has that degree in General Studies to fall back on. What's the max fine a player can pay?

Watching the Super Bowl? I'll see myself out