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Mr. Scot

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  1. Lucky I did all my stupid stuff before the internet and social media got big so there's no record of any of it Is "stripper sitting" an actual job? (asking for a friend)
  2. Ya know what? Nevermind. If Tepper stupidly sticks with the contract he gave Rhule, we should be ready when the time comes without needing any extra effort
  3. Yikes Seen a few girlfights in my day. My sister actually got involved in one (I wasn't there) this time she stupidly started dating a married man and got her ass kicked pretty bad. I found out about the whole thing when I came home to find some older guy in the house wearing my t-shirt and shorts
  4. He actually had another friend that (I won't mince words here) was dumb as a brick. He was riding somewhere with me and we stopped at a convenience store to grab a coke. The young checkout girl inside was what the Scots call "a buxom lass", and as I'm paying for a drinks I look over and notice he's staring straight at her chest. Since it's fairly obvious, she's noticed it too and looks annoyed. I pay for everything as quick as I can, planning to tell him not to do stuff like that in the future once we get to the car. But as soon as we get in, he turns to me and says "How do you think she pronounces that?" I responded "Pronounces what?" He continued "Do you think it's like 'weed' or 'wide'?" At this point, I have no idea what he's talking about so I just give up and drive on. On the way back from where we went, I stopped back at the same store. Different checkout girl this time, but as I'm getting my card out I notice that she's wearing a tag on her chest that says "We ID". 'Weed' or 'wide' Shook my head, quietly swore, paid for my stuff and left.
  5. On occasion One time, he got this stripper's phone number and asked me if I'd let her call me and then send him a text so his wife didn't see the incoming calls. Wasn't really sure how that was gonna help him, but I said "hell no" anyway.
  6. He wasn't exactly the most honest guy. Used to make frequent trips to strip clubs and claim it was because a friend of his really wanted to go.
  7. Guess McAfee and Florio had some kind of falling out. Don't know why.
  8. I think pretty much everybody loves Ron, the person. People only ever had a beef with Ron, the head coach.
  9. I had a friend in Ohio who used to lose hundreds of dollars on a regular basis. He always lied to his wife about where the money went. Don't know how he got away with it but he usually did.
  10. Rivera's been head coach of two teams, both of whom had sketchy owners. One is out. The other might be. Wonder if other sketchy owners would be scared to hire him
  11. Nah. He just had a bigger bank account than almost every other owner at the time. That's changed with Rob Walton joining the club of course, but the Broncos were required to go to the highest bidder per a stipulation in Pat Bowlen's will. Richardson had no legal condition like that (and isn't dead). It's funny because as I recall, the NFL told Michael Rubin he'd better be prepared to spend 5 billion or he might as well just drop out of the race. The team ended up going for a little more than half of that. They absolutely wanted Tepper.
  12. Richardson cooperated. (or capitulated, depending on how you look at it)
  13. Multiple reports have said this is something that David Tepper was counting on, so it's a bit of a defeat for him.
  14. Been reported that he and the Browns are done with each other no matter what happens with Watson. Brissett is the backup.
  15. Or bait... I remember some years back, Atlanta famously leaked a fake offer to Charles Johnson. Marty Hurney responded with a crazy offer that Johnson jumped at. Later came out that the Falcons weren't serious. Not sure Fitterer's old Seattle colleagues would try to do him that way but you never know.
  16. Mentioned this in the thread about Jaylon Ferguson too. Goose was always fun on the sidelines or in NFL films. Really hate to hear this...
  17. Bad day for the Ravens family Goose was a lot of fun to watch as an analyst. He was also the guy behind that infamous "truck" giveaway during a Panthers preseason game.
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