The NFL Shield At Midfield

GM on down should be gone

Of course it would be Jimmy Graham's old ass that would end the game against us

He did the Shawn Michaels move

So has Chuba been demoted to peanut guy or something? What's going on?

That's a Liu Kang flying kick

We're a long, long way off from the days when we could legitimately say there were four good teams in this division

Ickey completely owned

Damn Chuba took a lick there

That offsides sure throws a turd in the punch bowl. When you're rightly or wrongly that far down the depth chart you can't fug up like that.

Only guy on this team that can catch a damn cold

Nice move from Smith-Marsette there.

If I can take anything positive from this, it's that we have a few pieces on defense that you can build around. Luvu, Brown, Horn if he miraculously stays healthy, and a couple wild cards like YGM who could still develop into something.

Think this is where the defense finally breaks and gives up a long score

It's just profoundly fuging stupid. How is it that a bunch of idiot fans on the couch can understand this but NFL coaches don't.

who really thought we were going to score a fuging touchdown with first and goal at the two or whatever

Yep time to just go backwards again

This is where Sanders thrives, in the Stephen Davis/DeShaun Foster changeup role. He isn't a feature back.

Get the gold jacket ready

Ladies and gentlemen, the one guy on the entire fuging team that can catch

So, so much talent and athleticism. Please, please let this guy stay healthy.

He's a goodie two shoes. Bryce makes Tim Duncan look like Ron Artest.

Guys like Mitch Trubisky have gotten picked 2nd overall before. People are only able to say it's stupid or makes no sense with the benefit of hindsight. Bryce was the consensus first or second QB available in the draft, but now that he's had a shitty year people are talking like he would have been a day 2 pick or something if we hadn't traded up. It's the most valuable position on the field and players get overdrafted all the time.

Oh goodie, so you're saying we get another half of this?

He's just hucking it all over the place, what the hell

The big man has owned this game.