Carolina Cajun

I will say we are as dysfunctional as it gets, but the Texans are proof positive that just because they fired a coach after 1 year it doesn't mean you cant find a good coach. Lets just look at recent history of coaches fired after 1 season and their replacements Houston 2021-David Culley --> 2022 Lovie Smith --> Demeco ryans Denver broncos 2022 - Hackett --> Sean Payton Jaguars 2021 - Urban Meyer --> Doug Pederson Browns 2019 - Freddie Kitchens --> Kevin Stefanski Cardinals 2018 - Steve Wilks --> Kliff Kingsbury 49ers 2015 - Tomsula --> 2016 Chip Kelly --> Kyle Shanahan Browns 2013 - Rob Chudzinkski --> Mike Pettine Jaguars 2012 - Mike Mularkey --> Gus Bradley Raiders 2011 - Hue Jackson --> Dennis Allen I made sure to keep the the stinkers too, but if you look at that list, there's some incredibly good coaches that we would be lucky to have, and all went to "dumpster fire organizations" who had just fired a coach after 1 year. If we have trouble attracting a coach its because of an overly demanding and meddling owner, not because we fired a coach after 1 season and even then, if Jim Irsay can attract a coach with him being insane, and the Texans being able to attract a coach while the owner has said racist poo, Im pretty sure Tepper can find a way to attract a coach.

ya know, I can agree with that, Urban was a wild piece of poo and for as much as I dislike Rhule, he wasnt the kind of awful person Urban Meyer was.

As I just mentioned it was known he was petty and spiteful before he bought the team, this is all publicly available. Someone doesn't have to commit murder or rape someone to be a shitty person, you can just be a shitty person, that is an absurd claim. He's a shitty person like how Matt Rhule was a shitty person, blame everyone else and take zero accountability. As for your last statement, no I didn't have any conversations with him, I just actually know his backstory and know how people of his ilk operate. I've worked with and known lots of people exactly like that, and they are all absolutely insufferable.

Not saying he's a shitty person because he's an ineffective owner, but the way he's running things seems to go hand in hand with stuff we knew about him beforehand. Example, he got passed over for a job, so when he got rich he bought his old bosses house and built a house twice as big on it. That's the kind of guy that seems like a bundle of joy to be around. Being shortsighted and petty are the kind of things shitty people do IMO.

a petition is worthless, he will never involuntarily sell. the shitty part is that he is such a shitty person that he would rather relocate the team instead instead of actually admitting he sucks as an owner.

just realized...Daron Bland has as many pick 6's as we have interceptions total on the year. Man we're definitely good.

Obviously we cant use what Im about to say as a plan, but I wonder what Christensen could do at LT with icky at Guard. I could be wrong but I thought I remember him being decently athletic with the knock on him being his arm length.

Is he? are we sure? do we know? I can say this, Our O-line is atrocious, and our receivers are dogshit, so until we even have mid level talent, I don't think we can properly evaluate him.

The "Makes Sense" part is where SO MANY people get lost. I see every offseason "We CoUlD hAvE sIgNeD (insert player name here) fOr (Insert what another team paid)" and its always stupid. We can offer the same contracts and get turned down for multitudes of reasons. During even our good years, we still had a hard time attracting prime free agents because they look at the fact that Marketing contracts they can sign are better in the bigger markets. NOW add that part to our cluster of a situation, and unless we're literally backing a brinks truck to their doorstep, Most of the top flight guys ARENT gonna come here.

What sucks is we have to keep in mind who we are and the stigma we now have. we are going to have to overpay BIGTIME to get some quality FA's. Imagine you're Tee Higgins, or Mike Evans and you could sign a contract with even someone like the Giants, but for the same pay or maybe slightly more, you could come to Carolina where we'll be on our 3rd coach (technically 4th since Wilks was better than either of the 2 morons before or after him) in 3 years, a toxic work environment due to the dildo of an owner, and a second year quarterback who may or may not be any good but damn sure has been completely shellshocked by our incompetence...Why on earth would anyone CHOOSE to be part of this situation.

Fwiw, I do get heart and emotion from the way luvu plays. I'd say brown, but its also possible he's playing for his payday right now. Besides that, zilch, just guys collecting paychecks.

When we passed on wilks, the possibility of him coaching here ever again went to absolute zero.

I absolutely think it was the teppers. Moreover, I had a realization, I think in the interview process, he asked both Reich and Wilks if they'd be ok with them moving up to take Bryce. Wilks said no because he needed input on who they would sign (makes sense after his Josh rosen clusterfug) where as Reich just said yes. This is just all conjecture, but I absolutely would not be surprised if this were true.

What the fug. Jesus.

WhY dOeSnT bRyCe ThRoW dEeP!?!

What the fug do you want him to do. Anything that requires more than a half second to develop gets him killed because our o-line is made up of make a wish kids.

Refs, stop, I promise the cowboys don't need help.

That drop legit made me cackle. Holy poo were so bad

Lol

Atleast one of those 2 will probably be a good guard.

Lol zavala didn't even have his Hands up. Literally blocking dummies provide better protection than that.

Its alright, we wont be able to hear the announcers over the cowboy fans cheering in our stadium.

Cut Throckmorton and sign a Tackle? I wonder if they're considering shoving Icky inside just to throw poo at a wall and see if it sticks.

We had a coach trending the right direction with a reject of a roster, so we hired a smooth brained retread instead because our owner licks windows for a living and got lucky stealing money from poor people. What a joke.