John Daly text messages released

[Carolina Husker]

Interesting stuff.

Big John:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:

Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you. Girls don’t usually let me suplex them. Im all clean. Except for my ass and the rest of the stuff below my neck. And my neck. And my face. Come on down:) Can you bring some paper towels? I ordered wings.

Big John:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:

I want to be deep inside you.

Big John:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:

Sorry, I was talking to my KFC bucket. Anyways, maybe in two weeks in chicago

http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=2659

[Darth Biscuit]

I would like to see his real text messages... you know, the ones from Hooters when he's had three six-packs and twelve shots... far more interesting than this Tiger crap.