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Yesterday i paid $2250 bucks for....


GritsRgreat

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A new prosthetic eye.

Only a couple you knew i have an artifcial left eye. I had my eye poked out when i was young. Soo a little over two months ago i lost my original glass eye and i've been walking around without one ever since lol. But yesterday the outstanding people at Carolina Eye Prosthetics, (namely Anna Boyd Jefferson who was wonderful) did an amazing job at hooking me up with a bright&shiny new eye ball.

So i'll be out celebrating this weekend like a rock star out of rehab.

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sweet! are you like Mad Eye Moody!!?!?!?!? 'Cos that'd be swell!!

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lol no kidding i've wanted to rig up a patch like that ever since i seen the movie.

btw the lady who made my new eye said she would make me an all red or black crazy eye if i wanted one.

I would love to get a green one with a clover for ST Patricks day.

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Did a monkey steal it???

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I really don't know what happened to my original eye. I've taken care of it for over 20 years, i just can't figure it out.

two things

1) my crazy pissed off x gf throw it away while i was sleeping

or

2) some how, some way the dog got to it and ate it.

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I really don't know what happened to my original eye. I've taken care of it for over 20 years, i just can't figure it out.

two things

1) my crazy pissed off x gf throw it away while i was sleeping

or

2) some how, some way the dog got to it and ate it.

Its glass or plastic right? For $2250 I'd follow the dog around and wait :lol:

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Do you pop it out randomly to freak people out? No I'm not asking you that Saltman...

Only when i used my spin move on the basketball court. No joke i use to spin so hard the my eye would fly out like a bullet lol.

Couple of times it fell out during heated sex but the females all knew before hand that i had a fake.

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You are like the 4th or 5th person I know, who has a glass eye.

My Mom's lawyer has one. He got it shot out by a neighbor when he was young. Richard went to law school, passed the bar and won his first case! He sued the neighbor who shot his eye out! :p

Didn't Angelina Jolie wear an eye patch in Sky Captain?

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