How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

[Jangler]

http://news.stv.tv/west-central/265665-gary-rough-held-up-ladbrokes-in-shettleston-with-a-cucumber/
 

Gary Rough used the vegetable - hidden in a sock- as a weapon when he demanded cash at Ladbrokes in Shettleston, Glasgow, in December.

A female worker refused to hand over money before an off-duty detective stepped in and pinned the 28-year-old to the ground.

The black sock was then taken off the "weapon" revealing it to be a cucumber.

Rough initially told police it was "a joke" adding: "It was a dare. It was a f****** cucumber. Am I getting the jail for this?"
"While he was aware that it was a vegetable in a sock, he is also aware it may have appeared different to others."