I want Rivera to have a pre-game, media-captured comeapart against Shlittsburg, with multiple camera angles, screaming at the the top of his lungs at the WR corps while bearing his third nipple, "AIN'T NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUGGERS MADE THIS TEAM YET!! KICK ASS OR GET THE FUG OFF MY FIELD!!!!"
Then Hannah Storm can look back at the camera and mouth, "Oh my God!".
Star and Ealy are big question marks. KK is a medium question mark. CJ is a small question mark. If we can't even name our week 1 front 4, WTF are we doing asking how elite we are on D? I want to believe....but I ain't drinking the Kool-Aid yet.