Carl Spackler

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  1. Carl Spackler added a comment on a blog entry Ranking the 50 states   

    NC in 46th? Come on.
    The following is a short list of things from North Carolina that make Washington look like a total shithole: Andy Griffith, Charles Kuralt, John Coltrane, George Clinton, the Carolina Panthers, the Charlotte Hornets, Duke, UNC, Thomas Wolfe, Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr., Ben Folds, Vince McMahon (father of a sport even more scripted than NFL), Sugar Ray Leonard, Billy Graham, Kellie Pickler, Richard Petty, Floyd Patterson, Howard Cosell, Zach Galifanakis. Michael Jordan – the greatest athlete of our generation – grew up here, played in HS and college here and owns the Hornets here. Cheerwine was invented here. Pepsi was invented here. Headache powders came from here (you're welcome, sports fans). Hell, PUTT-PUTT WAS INVENTED HERE.
    The first successful powered flight by man? Yeah, that happened in North Carolina, too.
    North Carolina not only has pretty beaches on its coastline, it also has some of the most interactive sharks you'll find anywhere. And the Blue Ridge Mountains look kickass as well. So suck on that, every other state.
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  2. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Carolina Panther card/memorbilla/auto's collectors...   

    I'm incredulous that this was even made
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  3. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic We signed a waste of space (Tyler Hansbrough)   

    But could Hansbrough kick Frank's ass?
    EDIT: in a fight
    /inb4 Batman's "Hansbrough is a first-ballot MMA Hall of Famer, no it's not because he went to UNC"
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  4. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    So you're saying...he picked a bad day...
    to have a bad day
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  5. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Hornets Resigning Elliot Williams   

    but...but he didn't go to UNC
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  6. Carl Spackler added a topic in College Basketball   

    Harry Styles Watch

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  7. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic What's the HAPPIEST you have been as a Panthers fan?   

    just the ending to the 2003 NFC Championship Game, knowing we were going to the Super Bowl
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  8. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Philly Brown with a sick route against Patrick Peterson   

    This was on third down, too.
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  9. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic jadeveon clowney is a bust lol   

    Yeah Coples is good. Vince Carter was RG3 before RG3, his 2012 just lasted a few years.
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  10. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    2005 
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  11. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic what's the maddest you've ever been as a panthers fan?   

    - 2005 rigged loss at home against Dallas made me want to rage cry
    We blocked their FG, the replay showed we blocked it and the game should have been over
    "Hurr, durr, running into the kicker"
    - 2010 loss to the Browns
    Oh my God, i kept fuging punching my gf's bed just in a rage bc I just wanted one more win (thanks Cards)
    - all playoff losses hurt. I'm not sure I was truly angry after any except maybe '08
    To end this on a good note, things that made me happy and kept me from needing psychiatric help for Panther games:
    - being at this year's playoff win over Arizona
    - talking poo to the Saints fans after we beat them in '13
    - being at the 2005 beatdown over Minnesota where Jake threw for like 800 yards, Smith rowed the boat and Gamble nuked Culpepper's career
    - 2003 NFC Championship Game 
     
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  12. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic jadeveon clowney is a bust lol   

    Overrated but too early to call a bust
    Of course Batman chimes in with Peppers being a first-ballot HOFer. UNC paid good money to have him play football and take fake classes
    Other current superstars according to Batman: 
    Gio Bernard
    Eric Ebron
    TJ Tates
    Quan Sturdivant
    Quint Coples
    Marvin Austin
    Robert Quinn
    Hakeem Nicks
    Tre Boston 
    Vince Carter
    #staywoke
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  13. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Phil Jackson: Duke Players Fail To Live Up To Expectations In The NBA   

    Y'all can enjoy jacking off to 15-year-old Carter highlights if y'all want, my boy Batman can get triggered by the fact Coach K > St. Dean, and Vince will make the hall when Dale Ellis does
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  14. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Phil Jackson: Duke Players Fail To Live Up To Expectations In The NBA   

    You know what I like about you? I don't even have to say anything to point out your stupidity and blatant UNC bias. I can just highlight some of your sentences and let the idiocy speak for itself.
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  15. Carl Spackler added a post in a topic Phil Jackson: Duke Players Fail To Live Up To Expectations In The NBA   

    Jamison jersey gotta be coming in the mail right?
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