Russell will ride this to a sponsorship deal with KY Jelly.
RW ~ "When I fap, I only use water soluble KY Jelly. When I am trying to portray an image to the media, i can't be bothered by hand soap burning my piss hole. KY allows me to fap and still sell my goodie-two-shoes persona to the world without having to worry about a chaffed shaft. Thank you, KY. KY, all the glide, nothing to hide."
That's my point. Religion aside, the dude talks out of both sides of his mouth and is put on this pedestal. He just grinds my gears man. He must have a direct line with God though because some of those floating rainbow passes he throws should have been picked of 20 times. And the dude fumbled the ball 11 times last year and it bounced back to him 11 times. Who knows, maybe the douche does have an open line with the big man.