Mine has nothing to do with a game rather it happens every time I get sucked into a Cam convo with my dad and his nephew. They start with the well informed opinion of "he sucks", then they just spew nonsensical drivel as my blood pressure reaches critical mass. Then with a matter of fact tone they inform me that my team won't ever win anything while that "dumb n$&@!&" is at QB. Thats usually when I lose it tell them both to kiss my Cam lovin ass and I can't wait to see my team roll which ever half-assed band wagon they are on. Dad likes Peyton, cousin likes Peyton... They don't even cheer for a whole team. ...just infuriating.
Don't worry guys, my town has the largest bojangles in the state and I went to ECU so I've had the Q. This is time to beach it up with fruity drinks with pink umbrellas, low country boil, sunburn and hopefully I'll get some elusive sandsnatch from the mrs.
Yeah, cuz every Heels fan I know is rushing to jump into that convo... Hey Hansbrough is aweso...I mean he is totally better than... well uh... Yay Tar Heels. I'm a diehard Heel through and through but even I aint goin there. Your fear is irrational.
Visit the ticket office and request handicap accessibility. They will re-assign you a seat in one of the available WC areas. They cant ask any questions so just say whatever you like. I have the advantage of missing a limb so they dont fug with me. They just give me a better seat and thats fugging awesome.
After 5 years the pain just isn't there. Its been replaced with an eye-roll, a finger to the sky, an inaudible utterance of varied curses to the house of Hurney, and then a raging warmth of pure boner pops up when I remember Cam Kuechly, the greatest thing EVAR!