Vampire the buffet slayer

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  1. We've got some peeping toms!

    Damn dude on his high horse and was still wrong.  Fuxking douche bag, amirite?
  2. We've got some peeping toms!

    Well thanks you pompus Asshole. After you are done grading English papers and you need some peasant to fix your hvac unit, make sure that poor,dumb, peasant has a Masters degree before he touches your stuff.   would rather not know the proper use of que if it meant I couldn't weld,use a multimeter,use hand tools, fix pretty much anything that can break down in your everyday life. Fug off dick.
  3. We've got some peeping toms!

    Que Nation wide theme...     "They wont see me in this pool"
  4. ESPN writer Super Bowl picks are in *Surprise*

    Fu(k Trey Wingo.
  5. What Broncos Fans Are Saying

    Look guys ^^^^^↑ Its mountain people.     You sure do got a purty mouth...boy. Does that make you feel at home?   Never seen mountian folk before.
  6. Drew Brees picks the panthers to win on conan o brian

    He didn't pick anyone.   Although he did say Panthers would win 8/10 times.   Then he said "but,....Peyton."    
  7. Kids Playing with Cams (Foot)Balls

    Really?   Smh..
  8. Eisen: Cam truly is incomparable

    Rich Eisen is the GOAT.
  9. It's NOT about race!

    It's not her fault, she just can't contain those feels.     Sees the guy on the left and is like,"awww he reminds me of my husband"     Sh sees the guy on the right  and is like " oh, my......I bet his dong is.....wait,wait stop it, this isn't college. THUG! YOU GATDAM BIG DONG THUG!!!!"
  10. Paging Smootsdaddy

    TBH 4 years ago I said instagram won't going anywhere.
  11. He'll be there

    Thought this was gonna be about Coach Beam     That would have made a better thread.
  12. Tampa Bay's new OC: "Watch the Carolina Panthers. They're having fun."

    "Have fun dammit!"   "Let's go, lets  go! I wanna see fun out there now dammit!"   "Martin, you don't look like you're having fun?!? Either have more fun or youre going to the bench dammit!!!"     You can't coach fun, it only works after you are winning and then it should come naturally.
  13. Did Cam just terrify/call out white America?

    Umm....your post is literally on the huddle.  
  14. What is normal?

  15. Did Cam just terrify/call out white America?

    Ah, yes, the low road. I'd take that too, if I had nothing to add to actual football discussion and spent 90% of my time on the huddle in the lounge/TB.