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#1 LiQuiD

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:00 PM

All bow your heads to the white squirrel messiah!

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I saved a baby white squirrel this morning from certain death. He was laying sideways in the grass in front of my business in a pool of rising water. I brought the little guy inside and wrapped him in a towel to warm up and dry off.

He's now at the humane society where one of the employees who raises squirrels is taking care of him.

I've done my good deed for the day, now where's my damn cookie?

#2 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:07 PM

Why? Shoulda ran over it with your car and heard it's head pop like a balloon.

Squirrels = rats with furry tails.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:08 PM

:lol:

#4 LiQuiD

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:09 PM

Today was way different from the course of action I usually take. I've gotten really good at the eye-brain-eye shot from the couch to the bird feeder. But this time, for once, I was very humane. Maybe I'm softening up....like the Panthers D.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:15 PM

Natural selection says that this squirrel was meant to die. Albino and too weak to survive on its own.

Congrats on weakening the entire squirrel race. Just think of all the offspring that this squirrel will produce that will be easy owl fodder. It's practically squirrel genocide. You disgust me.

#6 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:20 PM

And it brings down the owls and other predators by allowing them to think their prey is easy hunting, which then slackens their skills, getting lazy and eventually they end up starving to death...thus bringing down the whole ecosystem. Good job.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:36 PM

Wow... you two guys really put a lot of thought into that, eh?

#8 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:38 PM

Squirrels are no laughing matter.

#9 LiQuiD

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 02:05 PM

Must be a slow day for Jase and Scrum :D

Actually white squirrels thrive up here in the mountains, so I'm actually fostering the minority you bunch of racist squirrel bigots.

#10 Jangler

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 02:13 PM

http://www.backwoods...com/zsquir.html

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 02:21 PM

I would gladly take this squirrel in if need be. So just let me know. If the society needs a home for it just let me know.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 02:31 PM

http://www.backwoods...com/zsquir.html


9Lives?

#13 LiQuiD

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 12:22 PM

I found a lady at the local humane society yesterday, who raises squirrels and she took him in to see if she could nurse him back to health.

Unfortunately, he died last night. Poor little fella.

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 12:25 PM

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#15 LiQuiD

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 12:41 PM

liar :D


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