Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Fmsl

7 posts in this topic

Posted · Report post

[QUOTE]I caught my boyfriend getting head from my sister. We are twins, he thought it was me. FMSL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]My husband had an affair on me and gave me herpes. FMSL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to cum, he yelled "Yes Kelly!" really loud. My name's not Kelly, that's his sister's name. FMSL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I'm dating a girl that doesn't want to have sex until she's married, but for some reason, she's fine with letting me fuck her in the ass. Normally, this would be pretty awesome but she's not the cleanest down there. FMSL[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://fmysex.com/"]http://fmysex.com/[/URL]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

Some of those are hilarious...

[QUOTE]I met this girl for the first time at a wedding and I brought her up to my hotel room and we started 69ing. She then asked me what one of my fantasies was and I said 'uhh anything with water really.' We then stand-up 69ed in the shower and I accidentally knocked her head against the wall. FMSL[/QUOTE]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote name='nc_biscuit']Some of those are hilarious...

I met this girl for the first time at a wedding and I brought her up to my hotel room and we started 69ing. She then asked me what one of my fantasies was and I said 'uhh anything with water really.' We then stand-up 69ed in the shower and I accidentally knocked her head against the wall. FMSL[/QUOTE]

Happens to the best of us.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[quote]my wife and i want a threesome but all the guys we can attract on craigslist are fat and lonely looking. Jbro[/quote]

wtf???

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[QUOTE]After a dry spell, a friend and I made plans to hook up. We chatted for a while after he got here, then got down to business. Two min later, he was finished and embarrassed. Instead of helping me, or waiting and trying again, he left. I only felt 5 thrusts. Then got a text to look into Plan B. FMSL[/QUOTE] :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[Quote]A woman I met at the bar was hinting that all I needed to do was say the word and I could go home with her. I didn't take her up on it because I could feel a huge poop coming on and I didn't want to dump it at her apartment. I got cockblocked by the calzone I had for lunch. FMSL[/Quote]

Haha

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted · Report post

[QUOTE]Yesterday, while opening gifts at my bridal shower, I unwrapped a vibrator in front of my entire family. I instantly went bright red as my great-grandma leans over to me and says "It's for those days when he just ain't cutting it." FMSL[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites