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Dumbest Football Analyst

Who is the dumbest football analyst of them all?   88 votes

  1. 1. Who is the dumbest football analyst of them all?

    • Joe Theismann
      23
    • Terry Bradshaw
      5
    • Jamie Dukes
      25
    • Bill Maas
      5
    • Someone else
      22
    • Emmitt Smith
      3
    • Deon Sanders
      1
    • Prisco
      4

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Lord knows they're all a few answers short of a high Wonderlic score, but who's the most brain-deficient of the bunch?

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Jamie Dukes but Joe Theismann is right behind him.

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i would have to go with keith olberman... lol

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I probably disagree with 99.9% of what Keith Olbermann thinks in the political spectrum, but I don't think he's dumb.

The guys listed here though?

To quote the Dragnet theme, "Dumb da dumb dumb...Dumb da dumb dumb DUUUUUUUMMMBB!!!"

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Joe Theismann all the way lol. Dukes isn't as dumb but still ignorant.

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It is a toss up between Deon Sanders and Emmitt Smith. Both great former players but neither very good analysts or very insightful. It proves that you can have great physucal skills without being very intelligent in the process.

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i would have to go with keith olberman... lol

Olberman isn't an analyst. he does highlights and tells jokes. hes a commentator.

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my question is, has Jamie Dukes even started in the NFL?? at least ive heard of Joe Theisman, thats what pisses me off. toss up both are noobs.

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No Prisco option? Or does he miss the cut to be considered a football analyst in the first place?

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Defiently Jamie Dukes.

But on a side note Warren Sapp is pretty damn smart (loud mouth and he always is way to happy but football smart). I got in the habit there at the end of the season of just betting on his upsets from the Game Day Morning show . Won every one I bet on. If I remember correctly he predicted us to beat up on the Giants because of there torn up secondary.

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I gotta go with Theismann... he's horrible.

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It is a toss up between Deon Sanders and Emmitt Smith. Both great former players but neither very good analysts or very insightful. It proves that you can have great physucal skills without being very intelligent in the process.

I would like to 2nd the Emmitt Smith nomination......

"Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage." ~ Emmitt Smith

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." ~ Emmitt Smith

"That can be a swing their way eventually. I just hate to be the team that they winned it against." ~ Emmitt Smith

"Now the Colts are probably playing with more confidence than they ever have played since they been with the Indianapolis Colts." ~ Emmitt Smith

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