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Poll: Who is the dumbest football analyst of them all? (88 member(s) have cast votes)

Who is the dumbest football analyst of them all?

  1. Joe Theismann (23 votes [26.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.14%

  2. Terry Bradshaw (5 votes [5.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.68%

  3. Jamie Dukes (25 votes [28.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.41%

  4. Bill Maas (5 votes [5.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.68%

  5. Someone else (22 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  6. Emmitt Smith (3 votes [3.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.41%

  7. Deon Sanders (1 votes [1.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.14%

  8. Prisco (4 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

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#1 Mr. Scot

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:35 AM

Lord knows they're all a few answers short of a high Wonderlic score, but who's the most brain-deficient of the bunch?

Edited by Mr Scot, 31 March 2010 - 01:40 AM.


#2 carolinafan123

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:44 AM

Jamie Dukes but Joe Theismann is right behind him.

#3 chris999

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:46 AM

i would have to go with keith olberman... lol

#4 Mr. Scot

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 02:21 AM

I probably disagree with 99.9% of what Keith Olbermann thinks in the political spectrum, but I don't think he's dumb.

The guys listed here though?

To quote the Dragnet theme, "Dumb da dumb dumb...Dumb da dumb dumb DUUUUUUUMMMBB!!!"

#5 necroplasm

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 02:21 AM

Joe Theismann all the way lol. Dukes isn't as dumb but still ignorant.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:02 AM

It is a toss up between Deon Sanders and Emmitt Smith. Both great former players but neither very good analysts or very insightful. It proves that you can have great physucal skills without being very intelligent in the process.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:36 AM

i would have to go with keith olberman... lol


Olberman isn't an analyst. he does highlights and tells jokes. hes a commentator.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:37 AM

my question is, has Jamie Dukes even started in the NFL?? at least ive heard of Joe Theisman, thats what pisses me off. toss up both are noobs.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 06:31 AM

No Prisco option? Or does he miss the cut to be considered a football analyst in the first place?

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 06:51 AM

Defiently Jamie Dukes.

But on a side note Warren Sapp is pretty damn smart (loud mouth and he always is way to happy but football smart). I got in the habit there at the end of the season of just betting on his upsets from the Game Day Morning show . Won every one I bet on. If I remember correctly he predicted us to beat up on the Giants because of there torn up secondary.

Edited by jramsey4, 31 March 2010 - 06:53 AM.