Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

DirtyMagic97

Older women and Twilight

43 posts in this topic

Team *** vs Team anal.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my wife's friends is in a "group"... something like "Twilight Moms" or some such... they went to the midnight showing last night... most of these women also do not have kids to take to see it... they're all in their early 30's with really young kids.

Might be my wife...she left the house with a group of her friends and got in line about 7pm for the midnight show and got home around 3 am. When I got home from work today, I asked her how the movie was and she said not good.....when I asked why she said it was not good for me in particular.

Then I started to get a heated lecture about how much such and such loves Bella and men will never understand and if they only had a clue things would be.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Woke up an hour later with King of Queens reruns on the TV and her no where to be found. I really try hard to be a good husband....I do.... but I can't compete with the Immortal Casinovas of the silver screen

Moral of the story: Never let your wife watch Twilight during that emotional time of the month........or ever.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

its the beetles in 2010. except with everyone wanting to feel younger, its ok for older women to go nuts for that stuff.(i bet some watch the lost boys) i remember when only 14 year girls texted, now grown men with kids of their own send LOLs, eh...

i will say it would have been wrong for millions of older males to go insane over a 17 year girl, the jails would have been overfull. but the ladies did it and no one cared.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

its the beetles in 2010. except with everyone wanting to feel younger, its ok for older women to go nuts for that stuff.(i bet some watch the lost boys) i remember when only 14 year girls texted, now grown men with kids of their own send LOLs, eh...

i will say it would have been wrong for millions of older males to go insane over a 17 year girl, the jails would have been overfull. but the ladies did it and no one cared.

They are socially accepted pedophiles yet I am the one who gets chastised for noticing that Miley Cyrus is beginning to dress a bit more slutty as she nears legal age. Sheesh....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

T -157 days.

I remember when I had a suitemate in college who had a Britney Spears countdown to legality calendar. Talk about creepy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nurse and 2 assistants went to a midnight show. They showed up for work the next day, so whatever.

I guess if it gets people in to reading, like the Hairry Pooper stuff, awesome.

So splane to me how becoming a vampire is "sexy".

Undead, bad hours, soulless and evil. Can't go out during the day. No heartbeat therefore no erections....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't understand Twilight. I've never gotten into it. I think Bella is emo as hell. And I prefer my vampires not to sparkle. Much better vampire books out there, even romance vampire books.

Now my viking vampire Eric from True Blood? Whole nother story. Rawwrrr.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

For all you men whose wives do this, just watch any True Blood episode where Anna Paquins titties are featured. Over and over and over. You like vampires, too.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My hubby loves True Blood. Will not miss an episode. LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I am so glad I have a wife who doesn't give a poo about the Twilight saga. I am so tired of hearing about Twilight this, Eclipse this. The movies are completed overrated and the plot is bland.

Furthermore, if you want a true vampire movie, just watch "The Lost Boys"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Carolina Panthers News