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Older women and Twilight

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Nurse and 2 assistants went to a midnight show. They showed up for work the next day, so whatever.

I guess if it gets people in to reading, like the Hairry Pooper stuff, awesome.

So splane to me how becoming a vampire is "sexy".

Undead, bad hours, soulless and evil. Can't go out during the day. No heartbeat therefore no erections....

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I don't understand Twilight. I've never gotten into it. I think Bella is emo as hell. And I prefer my vampires not to sparkle. Much better vampire books out there, even romance vampire books.

Now my viking vampire Eric from True Blood? Whole nother story. Rawwrrr.

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For all you men whose wives do this, just watch any True Blood episode where Anna Paquins titties are featured. Over and over and over. You like vampires, too.

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My hubby loves True Blood. Will not miss an episode. LOL

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I am so glad I have a wife who doesn't give a poo about the Twilight saga. I am so tired of hearing about Twilight this, Eclipse this. The movies are completed overrated and the plot is bland.

Furthermore, if you want a true vampire movie, just watch "The Lost Boys"

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I am so glad I have a wife who doesn't give a poo about the Twilight saga. I am so tired of hearing about Twilight this, Eclipse this. The movies are completed overrated and the plot is bland.

Furthermore, if you want a true vampire movie, just watch "The Lost Boys"

If neither you nor your wife are into Twilight, why did you watch the movies? :P

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If neither you nor your wife are into Twilight, why did you watch the movies? :P

What makes you think I watched it? I do have friends who spoil everything, you know?

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It was ok...the first two. The "jumping the shark" moment for me was the werewolf dude in the second movie ripping his shirt off. And ironically...that's the same kid that played Shark Boy from "Shark Boy and Lava Girl".

I like a good zombie or vampire movie...but the wierdness of women over this series I think develops simply from the successful book series. Taps into their emotional crap.

I'll probably just catch Eclipse on Ovguide at some point...

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g5 is really a middle aged woman? who knew??

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They are socially accepted pedophiles yet I am the one who gets chastised for noticing that Miley Cyrus is beginning to dress a bit more slutty as she nears legal age. Sheesh....

its a HUGE blind double standard

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I also just found out that she took a vacation day to see the movie...for the 2nd time. She went to the midnight release and one of her friends couldn't make it, so she went with her other friend too.

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Yeah, it is really weird. Especially when you watch a show like Ellen and see a bunch of 30 and 40 year old woman screaming like little girls when the guys from the movie show up. It is a little disturbing.

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