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Perhaps if humanity is very, very lucky, some may find a way to avoid the mass extinction that follows and carry on the human race.

Perhaps.

lol. jesus christ.

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thank you President Obama

The people and property located on the greater expanse of the Gulf Coast are sitting at Ground Zero. They will be the first exposed to poisonous, cancer causing chemical gases. They will be the ones that initially experience the full fury of a methane bubble exploding from the ruptured seabed.

The media has been kept away from the emergency salvage measures being taken to forestall the biggest catastrophe in human history. The federal government has warned them away from the epicenter of operations with the threat of a $40,000 fine for each infraction and the possibility of felony arrests.

Why is the press being kept away? Word is that the disaster is escalating.

Free Press....my ass.

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Wow...what a downer...neg rep.

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Scary stuff. I wonder how far inland the hypothetical tsunami would reach.

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Screw the tsunami. What about the potential of deadly gases? Maybe the Fallout game series wasn't just a game. Blueprint for what we need to do? Quick, lets start digging underground communities! Give humanity a few generations, come out periodically in suits to test the air. Once safe, rebuild. Sounds like a plan to me.

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Screw the tsunami. What about the potential of deadly gases? Maybe the Fallout game series wasn't just a game. Blueprint for what we need to do? Quick, lets start digging underground communities! Give humanity a few generations, come out periodically in suits to test the air. Once safe, rebuild. Sounds like a plan to me.

Hopefully in the future they will be able to send Bruce Willis back in time to figure out exactly how it happened.

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The bottom line: BP’s Deepwater Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible, cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.

The oil giant drilled down miles into a geologically unstable region and may have set the stage for the eventual premature release of a methane mega-bubble.

This is one of the more retarded things I've read this month.

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This is one of the more retarded things I've read this month.

I guess you didn't read the thread about the dude who took his Great Dane, which he named Christy Brinkley, to the vet because it no longer enjoyed thier sexual interludes.

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We need this guy!

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The article was a Great read!

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