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#16 Matt Foley

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:02 AM

Here lie the bodies of Panthro and Zod
One's butt wrapped round the other one's rod
For 13 years they kept their virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity

#17 dimbee

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:20 AM

Here lie Meat.
Woke up gay and killed hisself.
Po, po Meat.

#18 Murph

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:28 AM

Here lies our comrade Fiz
Took way to seriously his ability to jizz.
His death teaches us something we all should know.
Autoerotic asphyxiation is a shitty way to go.

#19 The Saltman

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:33 AM

Here lies murph
They call him creepy papa smurf
He is older than Nc_biscuit
Im sorry to say he died in the Red light District.

#20 Jase

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:46 AM

Here lies the body of our fairest lady cat,
Cold and dead she lies from a sudden heart attack.
An atheist, she knows she'll just rot in the earth;
In the meantime, keep your hands off her body, Murph.

#21 Kevin Greene

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:51 AM

Here lies the body of King Taharqa
He kept yelling Panther QBs should be darker
But there's hope this year, Lebron might deliver
Or Pat Riley's corpse will be found in the river

#22 The Saltman

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:08 AM

Here lies the tallest man in the world hawk
But when his wife saw his penis for the first time she scoffed
After years and years of marriage
Saltman sent him a dirty package
I'm sorry to say
Hawk realized he was gay
He died that day watching that video of the gay parade
Hooray!!!

#23 Matt Foley

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:34 AM

Here lies the body of our good friend Hawk
Why, you may ask, is his hand on his cawk?
His wife took his house, his car and his dog
All he had left was that wee Lincoln Log.

#24 Panthro

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:40 AM

Meat died the other day
Many thought he was gay.
The truth is he is not.
For it was the Pizza Inn girls he thought were hot.

#25 Matt Foley

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:46 AM

Here below us ol' Panthro lies
Who learned the hard way what is and isn't wise
For when he dared mock Meat's sense of humor
God struck him down with a vaginal tumor

#26 Hawk

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:51 AM

dead in the puddle
the panthers huddle
the locker room was it's demise

then along came this place
same idea, different space
fug I hate you guys

#27 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:53 AM

Here lies Dpantherman, in all his rotting glory
Now who will be the first to post a Panthers story?
Maybe Laetita or NannerPuss will keep us ahead
Actually I'd probably choose to raise the dead

#28 Skew

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:56 AM

We all will miss the one they call Johnny Rockets.
He liked to play pool with his hands in his pockets.
He killed himself because he began to think he was gay,
It was all those Private Messages that made him think that way.

#29 Panthro

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:01 AM

Jake Delhomme lies here in this grave plot
With another Interception he was finally shot
Some mourned and thought it a travesity
Panther55, still fugs his skull cavity

#30 Matt Foley

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:02 AM

Here in this grave lies our old friend Skew
Anyone got pictures? Fug you, too.


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