Huddle Halloween Epitaphs...
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:02 AM
One's butt wrapped round the other one's rod
For 13 years they kept their virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:20 AM
Woke up gay and killed hisself.
Po, po Meat.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:28 AM
Took way to seriously his ability to jizz.
His death teaches us something we all should know.
Autoerotic asphyxiation is a shitty way to go.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:33 AM
They call him creepy papa smurf
He is older than Nc_biscuit
Im sorry to say he died in the Red light District.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:46 AM
Cold and dead she lies from a sudden heart attack.
An atheist, she knows she'll just rot in the earth;
In the meantime, keep your hands off her body, Murph.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:51 AM
He kept yelling Panther QBs should be darker
But there's hope this year, Lebron might deliver
Or Pat Riley's corpse will be found in the river
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:08 AM
But when his wife saw his penis for the first time she scoffed
After years and years of marriage
Saltman sent him a dirty package
I'm sorry to say
Hawk realized he was gay
He died that day watching that video of the gay parade
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:34 AM
Why, you may ask, is his hand on his cawk?
His wife took his house, his car and his dog
All he had left was that wee Lincoln Log.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:40 AM
Many thought he was gay.
The truth is he is not.
For it was the Pizza Inn girls he thought were hot.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:46 AM
Who learned the hard way what is and isn't wise
For when he dared mock Meat's sense of humor
God struck him down with a vaginal tumor
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:51 AM
the panthers huddle
the locker room was it's demise
then along came this place
same idea, different space
fug I hate you guys
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:53 AM
Now who will be the first to post a Panthers story?
Maybe Laetita or NannerPuss will keep us ahead
Actually I'd probably choose to raise the dead
Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:56 AM
He liked to play pool with his hands in his pockets.
He killed himself because he began to think he was gay,
It was all those Private Messages that made him think that way.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:01 AM
With another Interception he was finally shot
Some mourned and thought it a travesity
Panther55, still fugs his skull cavity
Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:02 AM
Anyone got pictures? Fug you, too.
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