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Obama signs executive order to close Gitmo

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Do you think they sit around the breakfast table wondering who they are gonna make a jihad on today?

Hussein: "Hey Abdullah, pass the croissants. What are you up to today?"

Abdullah: "Well Hussein, I am either going to look for a job, or try and steal a jetliner and fly it into Disneyland"

Hussein: "Well, whatever you do, please remember to have on clean underwear!"

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Do you think they sit around the breakfast table wondering who they are gonna make a jihad on today?

Hussein: "Hey Abdullah, pass the croissants. What are you up to today?"

Abdullah: "Well Hussein, I am either going to look for a job, or try and steal a jetliner and fly it into Disneyland"

Hussein: "Well, whatever you do, please remember to have on clean underwear!"

They don't serve croissants at Gitmo. :rolleyes:

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Human rights are human rights.

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Is a delicious, buttery, flaky croissant a basic human right?

At only 99 cents for a limited time at Burger King, HOW CAN IT NOT BE??????

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Is a delicious, buttery, flaky croissant a basic human right?

At only 99 cents for a limited time at Burger King, HOW CAN IT NOT BE??????

Burger King croissant = butter genocide

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See, feeding them to the terrorists is a brilliant idea!

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Where will they go? Most of the counties they came from don't want them back. Send them to the others and they will be killed or join back up in the fight. Can't put them in the Prison system in the US. So..... where do they go??

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Where will they go? Most of the counties they came from don't want them back. Send them to the others and they will be killed or join back up in the fight. Can't put them in the Prison system in the US. So..... where do they go??

http://uk.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUKN22513123

Q: If Guantanamo Bay prison is closed, where will the detainees go?

A: The Bush administration negotiated for many months with countries whose nationals are still at Guantanamo, trying to get them to take in detainees.

Some governments have denied the Guantanamo prisoners are in fact their citizens, while others have been reluctant to agree to U.S. requests to imprison or monitor returnees.

Some of those being held include Chinese Muslim Uighurs who Washington says would face persecution if they returned home, together with Libyans, Uzbeks and Algerians who are also at risk.

Some could be granted asylum by other nations if their own countries refuse to take them.

Last month, Portugal's foreign minister urged other European countries to take in Guantanamo prisoners, saying such a move could make it easier for Obama to close the prison. Switzerland has said it is open to taking in detainees.

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Ah, good old Switzerland. Maybe they can put them to work in jail making watches.

(that hopefully will not blow up)

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I guess that could work, they took good care of all the jewish gold.

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They could team up to form the first bobsled team of former terrorists to make the winter olympics!

Then make a movie about it

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They could team up to form the first bobsled team of former terrorists to make the winter olympics!

Then make a movie about it

Dimbee FTW. Excellent idea.

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