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[Delhommey]

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment . This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart , all the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India ..

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan .

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

[Fiz]

buying wow gold also helps the chinese economy

[stankowalski]

Funny post but it does hold a lot of truth.

[dimbee]

beer and wine (domestic ONLY

Don't buy Budweiser, you're stimulating the Belgian economy

Don't but Miller, you're stimulating South Africa's economy

:boxing_smiley:

[engine9]

Del isn't this the same thread you started when Bush sent out checks?

[Darth Biscuit]

Don't buy Budweiser, you're stimulating the Belgian economy

Don't but Miller, you're stimulating South Africa's economy

:boxing_smiley:

Don't buy a Shamwow... you're stimulating Germany's economy, plus that really annoying loud guy.

[Delhommey]

Don't buy a Shamwow... you're stimulating Germany's economy, plus that really annoying loud guy.

He hates Scientology, so he's OK with me.

[Carolina Husker]

All the more reason I stopped paying taxes years ago...

[Jbro]

Don't buy Budweiser, you're stimulating the Belgian economy

Don't but Miller, you're stimulating South Africa's economy

:boxing_smiley:

SAB (South African Brewery) does not own Miller anymore.

[tattoorhino]

I love stimulus checks!!! Everyone spends them with me!!! Keep the money in America, GET TATTOOED!!!

[dimbee]

SAB (South African Brewery) does not own Miller anymore.

Well hallelujiah!!!! Miller Lite, here I come!!

[cookinwithgas]

My daughter got me Shamwows for Christmas and they just came in the mail last Friday. People must like them.

[engine9]

My daughter got me Shamwows for Christmas and they just came in the mail last Friday. People must like them.

do they REALLY soak up pepsi off a carpet like that?

[sunbunny]

do they REALLY soak up pepsi off a carpet like that?

We need a full report. I'd love to know how well they work.

[Darth Biscuit]

ShamWow, I really derailed this thread huh... sorry, it was unintended.