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#31 Ivan The Awesome

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 05:31 PM

what if she were to queef? would you act like you didn't hear it..or would you stop and laugh?




That used to happen a lot to my ex GF. The first time I heard it, It made me stop what I was doing and laugh my ass off buck naked with her looking at me with the intention to hit my ball sack as hard as she could.

I never got used to it man, every time I heard that "prrft" sound I had to laugh. Ironically it was during anal sex. She queefs during anal sex. Explain that to me...

#32 Bronn

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 07:30 PM

if you cant control your sphincter enough to regulate when you let one rip, then you should probably stop abusing it...

I save mine for after... it beats cuddling any day...

#33 The Saltman

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 08:01 PM

get all your shiits and farting out before you do the deed.

amateurs.

#34 Grammer

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 11:09 PM

holy poo, this board is more perverted than porn vid comments

#35 Jangler

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 11:19 PM

the huddle is everywhere

#36 Ivan The Awesome

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 11:36 PM

I'm fascinated by the tags to be honest.

#37 chris999

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 02:41 AM

If you are doing it right, she wont even notice.

#38 Kevin Greene

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 09:35 AM

If you are doing it right, she wont even notice.



Oh no, a good fart she'll always notice.
Wait......

#39 jim stone

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 10:05 AM

Antique Joke Time

Guy is invited to dinner to meet his girlfriends parents.
While enjoying dinner, has a sudden urge to fart.
He tries to let it slip out silently.
It makes a racket anyhow.
His girlfriend looks in his direction and yells "ROVER!"
Looking under his chair, he sees the dog.
He thinks to himself, "Wow, he, he, that was close, she thinks it was the dog."
Little while later, he needs too fart again. He tries again to let it slip quietly out. Again a bit more of a racket.
Girlfriend again, looks at the dog and yell "ROVER!"
The boy chuckles to himself, "Ha,ha, Got by with another."
After another while, the boy needs to turn loose of another.
He just lets fly this time. "BLOOOOOFTT!"
The girl again looks at the dog and yells,
"ROVER, you damn fool! You gonna sit there and let him sh!t all over you?"