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Jared Allen and moral victories

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wtf is dip?

a prerequisite to being a redneck

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Jared Allen lines up on Gross's side, right? Or does he move from side to side?

good question, I am not sure of the answer but I do know that he has had his way with JG in the past...which is not unlike most tackles in the league.

I hope BB does not have to handle him though. Maybe someone can answer.

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Holy tits, if he continues he'll have 26 on the season.....

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doesn't he have like 4 duis?

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a prerequisite to being a redneck

dip=/=redneck. maybe jared allen is, but i'm not. In fact I'm pretty much the opposite of that. It's a habit i picked up from my days in the Marine Corps.

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Did he have some kind of cliche quota he had to fulfill?

He could be either a sportswriter for the Charlotte Disturber or an on-air personality for WFNZ. :lol:

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Jared Allen better have his ankles taped up come Sunday...

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He has 11.5 sacks already this year, I hope he's quiet but don't count on it.

11.5 sacks in 7 games? are you kidding me? He is on pace to pass Strahan's sacks in a single season mark.

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Jared Allen is nucking futs. I have seen him on the sideline with a dip in his mouth and have heard that he even plays with a dip in. I am a fan of Copenhagen, but I would never try and play any kind of physically taxing sport with a dip in. The fact that he can do it comfortably speaks volumes about his constitution. Hopefully our offensive coordinator has a package in place to stop him come next sunday.

Some guys are just insane when it comes to their dip/chew/snuff, especially those farm boys like Allen. Back in college I had a buddy who would dip a can of Copenhagen straight cut a day and would just swallow that poo. :eek:

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Allen is a bad bad man

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if he is on byron bell his sack total may be 16 after week 8

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fug'em

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